T-rex had a good pair of writing hands
2006-11-02 23:06:46 · 20 answers · asked by bavwill 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
salamanders or parrots, why not, salamander would be an excellent scout for a preaching parrot.
2006-11-02 23:27:44 · update #1
to prophet, hooh hooh hAAhh hAAh oogah boogah ring any bells? that was you
2006-11-02 23:54:14 · update #2
grow up.
2006-11-02 23:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the original plan; unfortunately, along came this meteor and ruined it all. Enter plan B - "these mammals look promising"; that's when things started to go wrong, and here we are today - modern civilisation. No wonder God was last seen holding his head in his hands walking in the opposite direction.
T-rex only had 2 fingers (not ideal), got tremendous back pain from bending over and tended to drool all over its workbook.
2006-11-03 07:26:29 · answer #2 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for t rex to write the holy book the brainwashed christians have to beleave in evolution some do but some think the 6 day thing is real with the rib and the snake
2006-11-03 07:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason he didn't get salamanders or parrots to write the Bible.
2006-11-03 07:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humans created god
2006-11-04 14:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no opposible thumbs plus the t-rex beat god in a game of poker reson why they went extict
2006-11-03 07:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by tlalteutli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Minor problem, god forgot to give them usefull hands with opposable thumbs.
2006-11-03 07:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by brianthesnailuk2002 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he had good hands, but he wouldn't be able to see what he was writing! And all the other dino's had such huge feet, they wouldn't be able to hold a pen.
We have enough (pulpit) parrots... please keep them in their cages. Thank you.
2006-11-03 09:06:48 · answer #8 · answered by riverstorm13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The monkeys had not evolved far enough to make paper.
2006-11-03 07:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can a dinosaur write
2006-11-03 07:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he realised he didnt give them the tools to write with.
2006-11-03 07:09:22 · answer #11 · answered by Jo. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋