All categories - 1 November 2006

it's my 25th bday party, i was thinking about a cocktail party. I'd like to have every guest dressed by a theme, but i would want something easy to get and not expensive.

2006-11-01 22:45:43 · 16 answers · asked by lisanotliza d 1 in Entertaining

Two worms live together on a golf course.
The 1st worm says, "What kind of day is it?"
The other worm says, I don't know, but I am going up and checking it out." And starts on his way up through the dirt.
At the same time, two lady golfers are walking along the fairway.
The 1st one says, "Jeez, I gotta wiz."
Her friend says, "Well, there's nobody else here on the course. Do it right here"
The 1st lady says, "Right here?"
Her friend says, "Yeah."
And she agrees to do it, - B-coz it helps this joke ;-)
She pulls down her skivvies, and lifts up her little golf dress and she squats. As she just started worm pokes his head up out of the grass right below her. She lets fly, and the worm gets drenched. He's dripping wet as he goes back down through the dirt.
The 1st worm looks at him and says, "Oh, it's raining, huh?"
The 2nd worm says, "Not only is it raining, it's raining so hard the birds are building their nests upside-down."

2006-11-01 22:45:39 · 18 answers · asked by Taz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

when i am using man utd i cant buy a non european player. it is always blocked due to work permit.

2006-11-01 22:45:38 · 1 answers · asked by edik 4 in Video & Online Games

If
1^(2n+3) = 1^(3n+2)
can we write
2n+3 = 3n+2?

2006-11-01 22:45:37 · 15 answers · asked by rajesh bhowmick 2 in Mathematics

My mate reckons it's only if they wear a skirt and no knickers and do the snow plough.

What speed do they need to reach before they will whistle??

2006-11-01 22:45:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Winter Sports

http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/w/photos/aus.html?i=70&d=1
Doesn't he look like his dribbling in Basketball!?

2006-11-01 22:45:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Wind or Ice? mine is wind even though it messes your hair up! i woke up this morning to find a layer of ice on my windscreen! nice @ 6.45am! i also found out that i keep empty cans of de-icer and no scraper in my car!! so i was a little unprepared!x

2006-11-01 22:45:21 · 25 answers · asked by m 3 in Trivia

My boyfriend and I were together for about two years, when he broke up with me because he didnt have time for his other friends anymore. 3 weeks later he was "going out" with this other girl who I had always hated. The whole time they were together he kept telling me he still loved me and that we would end up together. He broke up with her about 5 months ago and we got back together. He seems so happy to have me back, but Im not always happy. I do trust him, but I dont know if I will ever get over all the hurt he caused me that year he was with the other girl. what should I do?

2006-11-01 22:44:34 · 17 answers · asked by lisa42088 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-11-01 22:44:30 · 13 answers · asked by fruity f 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-01 22:44:22 · 8 answers · asked by seema 2 in Movies

If I go swimming I feel kinda self righteous, and if I eat vegetables same thing. What about you?

2006-11-01 22:44:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 22:44:14 · 9 answers · asked by skitman_1080 1 in Cats

2006-11-01 22:44:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

I'm trying to install this new game on my PC, and the requirements say, "this game uses and requires Microsoft DirectX 9.0. What is DirectX 9.0 and where on the internet can I download it for free?

Please help me out here. Thanks.

2006-11-01 22:43:50 · 6 answers · asked by Yvonne Mystic 4 in Other - Computers

Why is it that people are so prompt in replying to questions? Is it that you have nothing to do? How come you are always on line, are you at home or surfing the internet illegally at work like me?

2006-11-01 22:43:43 · 12 answers · asked by Sammy 2 in Internet

I have 4 children (age 6-15) and I would like a tutor to spend 3 hours with them every day after school to help with their homework, especially languages (french/german). I am interviewing a languages graduate for the position. How much should I offer to pay him per hour / per day ?

2006-11-01 22:43:19 · 8 answers · asked by mysterious_gal1984 3 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-11-01 22:43:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

and what can you do about it?

2006-11-01 22:43:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

I have one more scramble from my teacher. What's noble code of conduct for knights called? the word is CRYLAVIH. please help me!

2006-11-01 22:43:14 · 10 answers · asked by G.D. Bush 2 in Homework Help

2006-11-01 22:42:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-11-01 22:42:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

It doesnt just happen when i break but mainly happens when i drive round corners

2006-11-01 22:42:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety

2006-11-01 22:42:29 · 3 answers · asked by chamiqua42 1 in Mathematics

2006-11-01 22:42:19 · 2 answers · asked by dany23 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

can some one tell me about Sql server

2006-11-01 22:42:14 · 5 answers · asked by rakesh k 1 in Computer Networking

There is this guy at school i like him and he likes me he has asked me out to the movies a couple of times i really wanted to go but i had to say no i could not because my parent don't allow me to have a boyfriend until i finish high school. And i really want to go my parents would never understand if i told them i had a boyfriend wat shalll i do??????

2006-11-01 22:42:10 · 9 answers · asked by cute_lil_surfer 2 in Singles & Dating

Contention:
Would the lesser of the two prone to wars and provocation,
Necessarily validate (or invalidate) secular governance over theocracies ?

What are your views (either way)? (Read between the lines.)

2006-11-01 22:42:01 · 16 answers · asked by pax veritas 4 in Other - Politics & Government

When they were still together.

2006-11-01 22:41:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a. Candy - Fudge,Bar.
b. Baked Goods - Cookies, Brownies
c. Chocolate Drinks
d . Icecreams
e . ALL of the above !

^_^

2006-11-01 22:41:13 · 38 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys