Two worms live together on a golf course.
The 1st worm says, "What kind of day is it?"
The other worm says, I don't know, but I am going up and checking it out." And starts on his way up through the dirt.
At the same time, two lady golfers are walking along the fairway.
The 1st one says, "Jeez, I gotta wiz."
Her friend says, "Well, there's nobody else here on the course. Do it right here"
The 1st lady says, "Right here?"
Her friend says, "Yeah."
And she agrees to do it, - B-coz it helps this joke ;-)
She pulls down her skivvies, and lifts up her little golf dress and she squats. As she just started worm pokes his head up out of the grass right below her. She lets fly, and the worm gets drenched. He's dripping wet as he goes back down through the dirt.
The 1st worm looks at him and says, "Oh, it's raining, huh?"
The 2nd worm says, "Not only is it raining, it's raining so hard the birds are building their nests upside-down."
2006-11-01 22:45:39 · 18 answers · asked by Taz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha...good one..thanks Taz for the good laugh. I give it a ten (10).
2006-11-01 23:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thts really a good one..
heres one for you..
An 80- year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said,
"Things are great and I've never felt better---I now have a 20 year old
bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a
story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a
bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and
so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. N ow what
do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80- year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2006-11-03 04:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good worm ! Very sincere in attending his duties, as promised to his friend he witnessed the rain and the nest above him hanging upside down and deligently reported to his friend ...A friend in need is friend in deed !! Ha Ha Ha ......Excellent one ! Never heard before !!! I loved it !
2006-11-02 14:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. It's a funny one. LOL. 9.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great weekend!
2006-11-04 22:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rock it out. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhh!!!!!
Sorry but I can't stop laughing.
2006-11-02 06:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha hha a h a a ahahaa haaa haa ahaaahh ahh haaaa!!!
2006-11-02 07:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by roselia_01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny, thank you. I needed a laugh!
2006-11-02 06:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha lmfao thats hilarious
2006-11-02 09:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its verylong joke,
dont u have very short and effective joke ?
Was this thing happened with u ?
2006-11-02 06:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by s m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 08:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋