All categories - 30 September 2006

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads 'low bridge ahead.'

Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

2006-09-30 22:35:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The comma button came off of my laptop (keyboard). How can I get it back on without wrecking it?

2006-09-30 22:35:40 · 9 answers · asked by montanasamra 1 in Other - Computers

I got asked this riddle and want to know what type of room it is...the answers are much appreciated. Thanks!

2006-09-30 22:35:37 · 20 answers · asked by mel_b_g 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The problem is, it refuses to start in the mornings and after two atempts and it started and worked thru out,it has not started at all on the 3rd morning.I changed alternator belt the 1st time and it started but i guess the issue as comfirmed by my mechanic and electrician is that power is not being supplied to the engine.Water dripped under my left dashboard and some of it got into the brainbox.Again someone suggested the security device i installed in my car was responsible but after disabling it, the problem is still there.

2006-09-30 22:35:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Honda

2006-09-30 22:35:28 · 9 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 22:35:22 · 8 answers · asked by deardeergreen 1 in Men's Health

does the 1 litre of skimmed milk contain the same quantity and quality of calcium present in the 1 litre of unskimmed milk??? pls give me a proper answer...thank uuu

2006-09-30 22:35:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

And I am referring to myself for this reason. Call it being insecure, low self-esteem, or no confidence.

It was happy and sunny and shiny initially. And then some little differences in the relationship. And has it happened to you before the better u try to be the worst it becomes???

And you know u can be independent and not so emotional towards certain things and yet ur show dependence and emotions to the guy u r dating.. and it all comes falling apart... And the more u try to salvage the faster the feelings erode away..

Silly I know, but the thing is how not to do it again...

U r talking about a girl with no patience, no self confidence, but attractive

2006-09-30 22:35:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I don't want to rent it out. I just want to make it fun. It's 20Lx20Wx30H. Lots of room.

2006-09-30 22:34:53 · 12 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

is there a problem with the young ones that think there parents should stop having sex after they get past 30 years old we have a freind that thinks its wrong

2006-09-30 22:34:48 · 29 answers · asked by P felix 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I have a theory its beacause your subconscious mind sees the other person yawning and thinks its using all the air up so must get some before its all gone. Its only a theory. Do you have a better one?

2006-09-30 22:34:37 · 8 answers · asked by spidermike 2 in Current Events

2006-09-30 22:34:29 · 8 answers · asked by tulip 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-30 22:34:21 · 3 answers · asked by mario c 1 in Other - Business & Finance

it's a bulg, like a huge zit. If I touch it, it hurts bad. It's too far inside the ear to really see it, I got it from rubbing with a cutip too hard while cleaning my ears last week.

I can't even put my head on the pillow without it hurting. It seems to be getting bigger, what can I do? Thanks! And what is it possibly?


It's definately not an ear infection, it's in the skin itself.

2006-09-30 22:34:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

2006-09-30 22:34:11 · 14 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

just curious anyone got good idea to make him eat words .

2006-09-30 22:34:10 · 14 answers · asked by ketty n 1 in Singles & Dating

people in office feel a need to make a law our two. after 10.000 years there will be so many laws that it would be hard to keep up with them all. people would need to know all the laws. how will you think all this will be accomplished. keeping up with and inforceing the many laws.

2006-09-30 22:34:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

The problem is, it refuses to start in the mornings and after two atempts and it started and worked thru out,it has not started at all on the 3rd morning.I changed alternator belt the 1st time and it started but i guess the issue as comfirmed by my mechanic and electrician is that power is not being supplied to the engine.Water dripped under my left dashboard and some of it got into the brainbox.Again someone suggested the security device i installed in my car was responsible but after disabling it, the problem is still there.

2006-09-30 22:34:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Honda

2006-09-30 22:34:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Board Games

2006-09-30 22:33:43 · 9 answers · asked by ssjvegito2 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-09-30 22:33:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Dear people, i just want to feel that if i would have been at your place, how was that might be. So that i can just dream and feel as a change of social environment from asian region. Kindly mentioned your age in reply please.

2006-09-30 22:33:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-09-30 22:33:30 · 29 answers · asked by rossminton2002 2 in Celebrities

I mean why the hell are there people who support something that is literally and figuratively ILLEGAL? My gosh whatever happened to respect for the law?

FOCUS ON THE QUESTION PLEASE... Lets keep things civil if possible and avoid any unnecessary remarks.

Before you even answer do keep in mind that I am not American, I do not live in America and I have no intention of becoming an American (at least illegally).

2006-09-30 22:33:10 · 21 answers · asked by betterdeadthansorry 5 in Immigration

What are the best possible ski areas for early fall skiing in North America (including in Canada?) Can you please describe whether your answer is based on personal experience or what you've heard.

Of these ski resorts you list, does anyone know which are in the closest proximity to major airports?
Also what are the most economical ski areas for early fall skiing (and late-season as well)?

2006-09-30 22:33:08 · 4 answers · asked by John M 3 in Other - Outdoor Recreation

I want to know if Barbara Gordon was 18 years old when she began her career as Batgirl some sites is saying that she atttend college at age 16 because she's smart.And i also want to ask is do college education takes 4 years in America.

2006-09-30 22:32:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

please advise on how to correctly measure the length of your penis, from the top or bottom???

2006-09-30 22:32:20 · 23 answers · asked by johnny 2 in Men's Health

2006-09-30 22:32:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases