Someone tell a joke... I'll start
So a man walks into a bar, he sees a monkey in a cage behind the bar. He motions the bartender to come over...
"Hey, buddy. What's the deal with that monkey?"
The bartender replies, "Ahhh, you don't wanna know."
The patron takes his advice and drinks down a vodka tonic.
As he orders a couple more drinks, he gets to thinking that he really would like to know about the monkey.
"Hey, buddy. Really now. What's up with the monkey?"
The bartender replies, "You really wanna know?"
The guy thinks a bit and says, "Yeah, I do."
The bartender reaches back and opens up the cage. He then grabs a baseball bat from under the bar and - WHACK - he hits the monkey over the head. The monkey immediately unzips the bartenders pants and starts giving him head.
"Wow!" the man says, amazed.
"Yeah, pretty cool, eh?" says the bartender. "You wanna give it a try?"
"Sure," says the man. "But don't hit me so hard. I bruise pretty easily."
2006-09-20
21:09:40
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