Okay who's bored????

Question

Someone tell a joke... I'll start
So a man walks into a bar, he sees a monkey in a cage behind the bar. He motions the bartender to come over...
"Hey, buddy. What's the deal with that monkey?"
The bartender replies, "Ahhh, you don't wanna know."
The patron takes his advice and drinks down a vodka tonic.
As he orders a couple more drinks, he gets to thinking that he really would like to know about the monkey.
"Hey, buddy. Really now. What's up with the monkey?"
The bartender replies, "You really wanna know?"
The guy thinks a bit and says, "Yeah, I do."
The bartender reaches back and opens up the cage. He then grabs a baseball bat from under the bar and - WHACK - he hits the monkey over the head. The monkey immediately unzips the bartenders pants and starts giving him head.
"Wow!" the man says, amazed.
"Yeah, pretty cool, eh?" says the bartender. "You wanna give it a try?"
"Sure," says the man. "But don't hit me so hard. I bruise pretty easily."

Answer 1

Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I"

Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"

Answer 2

Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with
halitosis.

Answer 3

A rabbi , a priest , and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says , " Is this some kind of joke ? "

Answer 4

lol, "I am not normal.." cracked me up... its like that damn song that never ends... or the pete and repeat thingy....

Answer 5

Don't think "I am not normal" is bored......MUCH

Answer 6

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