All categories - 12 August 2006

just wondered what this quote was really saying.

2006-08-12 20:31:22 · 5 answers · asked by hzlcolorado 1 in Philosophy

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,

"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"

2006-08-12 20:31:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 20:30:59 · 23 answers · asked by nadia m 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 20:30:50 · 1 answers · asked by Steve R 1 in Other - Entertainment

i may build a computer in the near future. i dont want to pay too much cuz im not entirely too rich. but i want a pretty good machine. i dont care about having the best but i do want a large hard drive, over 2.5 GHz processor, whatever you think the best video card is and plenty of RAM. i have had computers freeze up in the past cuz i put stuff on it that the computer couldnt handle and i dont want that. i wont be hooking this up to the internet but i do want it to last. it should be comparable to an alienware but cheaper. if possible list how much the part is and where i would get it. thanks a billion.

2006-08-12 20:30:41 · 4 answers · asked by triskaidekaphobia 3 in Games & Gear

sometimes i forget how hard i can throw so we were playing when i threw the ball at one of my female friend hardly in the breasts it hurted her alot she got so angry at me she said that if she ever see me she will twist my nuts until they r red. How do i apoloze to her without her twisting my bal

2006-08-12 20:30:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2 to the power of 4 times 2 to the power of 6 diveded by 2 to the power of seven: i do not know the answer and how do you work it out do you times 6 and 4 then divide by 7???

2 to the power of 15 divided by 2 to the power of 6 : how do you work out the answer?

what happens when there are brackets?

( m to the power of 10 divided by m to the power of 3 ) divide m to the power 3 ???

and:

b to the power of 9 divided by b to the power of 3 does that equel b to the power of 3????

and what do you do for this

( b to power 3) than power of 3?

thanx so much!

2006-08-12 20:30:30 · 6 answers · asked by Jane 1 in Mathematics

myboyfriend is italian and we are always getting in to fights and argueing and he is always saying negative things to me and putting me down...

2006-08-12 20:30:28 · 8 answers · asked by christopherrobertfox2003 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-12 20:30:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 20:30:27 · 4 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

or would you do the whole "thou shalt not kill" thing? also, just to put your answer in context, what are your general stances on capital punishment and the llike?

2006-08-12 20:30:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

name the moves that i still use, don't name the moves that i forgot already. as you can see my brain isn't that big. once i learned the stf-"u", i forgot my other moves. so what are the moves that i still use besides the stf-"u"

2006-08-12 20:29:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

And what countries are there now besides Issrael.?

2006-08-12 20:29:53 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Other - Politics & Government

Mine are:Puppy,and Shakira.Puppy cuz I know how to act like one.Shakira cuz I listen,sing,and dance to her music.lol especially "Hips Don't Lie"!^_~

2006-08-12 20:29:49 · 6 answers · asked by Marstar824 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Is it true that adding Salt to a pot of water will help boil it faster?

2006-08-12 20:29:43 · 3 answers · asked by c3345 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-08-12 20:29:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i have a gun. i walk into a room and shot my self in the head few minutes later i walk out fine. were was i?

2006-08-12 20:29:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It is called Peculiar Penguins from a Walt Disney Silly Symphony and has a red backing with a paste on color print of to silly penguins,the boy offering the girl ice cream...tom science

2006-08-12 20:29:33 · 8 answers · asked by tom science 4 in Hobbies & Crafts

my best friend ryan says he likes his stepmom.he also said he accidently had sex with her.she 25 and he 16.is that okay?

2006-08-12 20:29:17 · 21 answers · asked by ElEgAnTFiShIe 1 in Friends

I used to have a reccuring dream which I haven't had in about 5 years, but in the dream I was walking along a wide sidewalk, that had a perfect flower in the gap between each slab. There was a massive factory with huge stamping machines. The sound from the factory was very loud and there was a loud bang every so often. Then I would meet a person. I don't know who but thats when I would wake up absoloutly terrified, but I don't know why. Becasue when I would think back it didn't seem scary at all.

Is there something wrong with me?

2006-08-12 20:29:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Please read patiently if these sentences have any errors. I need to submit my school ideas by tomorrow and have some problems with my wordings!! Please correct to the BEST you can. 10 points for best. THANKS.
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2006-08-12 20:29:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Washington, D.C.

2006-08-12 20:29:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-12 20:28:59 · 6 answers · asked by Arron 1 in Ford

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gimme yo honest opinions please im having the blonde now i myt thinkin of changing back to red or sumthin

2006-08-12 20:28:59 · 22 answers · asked by letoya_5 1 in Hair

2006-08-12 20:28:40 · 1 answers · asked by curious only 2 in Video & Online Games

tell the truth now.

2006-08-12 20:28:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Got any suggestions on how to create a racer from a Honda Civic?

2006-08-12 20:28:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Honda