All categories - 11 August 2006

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.. He headed down the hall, still dragging the squashed frog.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.

In the morning after Dad's gone to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-***** who ran over my FROG.

2006-08-11 14:07:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-11 14:07:16 · 37 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-11 14:07:15 · 18 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Singles & Dating

i know one!!

2006-08-11 14:07:13 · 29 answers · asked by nice01guyin 3 in Languages

I just got toghether with this guy and he is REALLY sweet and REALLY nice and I mean everything a girl wants and every1 of my girlfriends really like him and dont want me to break up with him....but I am Absoulutly like in LOVE with my best guy friend.....I dont want to hurt his feelings but arent I already doing that I just dont know wat to do PLEASE HELP!!!! I idint mean to act likie a lut or anything I just didnt want people finding out I like my friend I also didnt mean for this to happen it just.....did

2006-08-11 14:07:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Hi, has anyone seen the new World Trade Center Movie and how was it?

2006-08-11 14:07:00 · 11 answers · asked by csize 2 in Movies

a obsession with chris martin and his voice

2006-08-11 14:06:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I am soo worried and my mum and dad know about it but sometimes I get it and I just don't tell anyone.

It makes me cry and I just wish that this terrible monster that has had hold of my life would let go.

Can someone Please help me.....

2006-08-11 14:06:48 · 5 answers · asked by Bee-aR-whY-Ohh-eN-whY 1 in Other - Health

2006-08-11 14:06:46 · 1 answers · asked by apple 2 in Other - Politics & Government

What do you call a mother who tells her husband she no longer loves him and walk out on him and two daughters ages 2 and 4 to be with another man.Thank goodness those kids have a good loving dad that thinks the world of his girls.He is a great dad and takes care of his family.

2006-08-11 14:06:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

You know the kind of people who will argue over the correct way to eat an Oreo? What's the dumbest thing you've seen someone fight over?

2006-08-11 14:06:41 · 2 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2 in Friends

Any religion can answer.

2006-08-11 14:06:38 · 12 answers · asked by MamaBear 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-11 14:06:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-08-11 14:06:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Why?

2006-08-11 14:06:30 · 6 answers · asked by iamlaura2006 1 in Other - Social Science

Such as get a prize for entering on kids wb, or danimals sweepstakes..etc.
What did you get or do?

2006-08-11 14:06:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to say it was a Kellogg brand and it was in the late 50's, early 60's.

2006-08-11 14:06:23 · 6 answers · asked by Casper 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-08-11 14:06:03 · 5 answers · asked by bond 1 in Renting & Real Estate

click http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8obu03q5pC4

2006-08-11 14:05:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 14:05:56 · 3 answers · asked by meow 2 in Singles & Dating

Who smokes their pubic hair? Well nobody. But what if you did try it once and it was stronger than anyone weed on the african American market. Would you smoke it? sell it? Would you roll it up or just smoke it in a pipe?

MORE IMPORTANTLY: Can the government make consumption of pubic hair ILLEGAL and imprison you for letting it grow or having it in your house in a baggy?

2006-08-11 14:05:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-08-11 14:05:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I want to actively do something on a website, not just watch or read something.


I would be playing Runescape except that it crashes on my computer.

2006-08-11 14:05:36 · 3 answers · asked by Z, unnecessary letter 5 in Other - Entertainment

A while ago I went out to a bar with my friend and ran into my ex-high school teacher from years ago. He grabbed me and put his hand up my top. I broke free and he started yelling out abuse incl: the words "drunken ****" and tramp and much worse. 2 weeks later I was shopping with my mum when he again yelled abuse out to me, that I hurt his arm and that he was only trying to look out for me. A week later I was shopping again when he spat at me and hissed at me, then laughed hysterically. During high school, I always felt uncomfortable around him because he constantly stared at me and asked me personal questions, such as where I lived and about my family. He also made trouble for me, telling everybody else that I was having personal problems and that I hated him. I never said anything of the sort. What could be his problem. I haven't seen him in ages, but I would still like to know why he did this. It has been years since I finsihed high school and he is acting strangely.

2006-08-11 14:05:36 · 6 answers · asked by I ♥♥♣UUU♥ 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

Thank you for sharing and have a wonderful weekend! :)

2006-08-11 14:05:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

2006-08-11 14:05:27 · 16 answers · asked by guido p 1 in Mental Health

all i see in da videos is my own race, latin! and some white girls in the videos!, MAN sucks already that 106&park has latin errr thang....but man **** THEM, NO WONDER WHY NOBODY WANTS THERE HOODRAT VIDEO GIRLS!! why are they taking latin woman and white woman in there videos now a day????

2006-08-11 14:05:23 · 6 answers · asked by shouldalean1 1 in Music

2006-08-11 14:05:17 · 26 answers · asked by nassooom 1 in Celebrities