There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.. He headed down the hall, still dragging the squashed frog.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning after Dad's gone to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-***** who ran over my FROG.
2006-08-11 14:07:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you think?
2006-08-11 14:08:15 · update #1
hahahahaha...........good one.....lol....
here is one for you........have fun
There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives...
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........
2006-08-12 03:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Desperate House Wife! Good One!
2006-08-11 15:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think it's worth getting a disease and all those people dying because of it just 'cause someone ran over your frog. you only have one life to live and you can always get another frog.
2006-08-11 14:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by sugar n' spice 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Not nice, but a funny joke. Vengeance with a bad attitude! LOL.
2006-08-11 16:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead and laugh, one smart little boy if ya ask me.
2006-08-11 14:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That little dude does WAY too much thinking.
2006-08-11 14:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEEEEEWWWW!!!! But pretty good as I couldn't figure it out till the end!
2006-08-11 14:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by tbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmm I don't know what to think I guess it was a little bit funny.
2006-08-11 14:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by MMN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to say that I loved that joke
2006-08-11 15:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That funny yet disgusting.
2006-08-11 14:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by crazyd17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋