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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2006-08-07 21:20:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is there any celebrity teens who are lesbians?

2006-08-07 21:20:34 · 12 answers · asked by AnimeGirl1990 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

According to Bible, Noah & his family were saved in a big ship that landed on mount Horeb(?) in Israel.Some people say that satellite photographs have showed fossils of Noah's ship on that mountain.Any evidence that can clear doubts in me?

2006-08-07 21:20:31 · 22 answers · asked by Sam 1 in Religion & Spirituality

doesn't make you lean on the gas tank....
cross between sport and standard.....
wont break the bank......
bike for beginner who took a training course to learn to ride.....

2006-08-07 21:20:24 · 6 answers · asked by Unkown 1 in Motorcycles

about a womans heart or soul or are they just being kind and sweet when the mood starts, are there any decent guys who give a **** about woman or are u all assholes the reason why woman are bitches is because of guys

2006-08-07 21:20:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

what makes that newspapers important in the philippines?

2006-08-07 21:20:16 · 2 answers · asked by elea_nor18 1 in Media & Journalism

me and my girlfriend have been naked together and ive held her close to me at the same time. were only 15. is this wrong? we didnt actually have sex just been naked together.

2006-08-07 21:19:48 · 23 answers · asked by edward g 2 in Singles & Dating

for inaguration

2006-08-07 21:19:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

she does to me. my little sis is such a pain in the butt!

2006-08-07 21:19:37 · 6 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

my point is this 90% think they are so much deeper than guys. Yet given the choice between the guy in the gym and the couch potato with a great personality.They will pick the guy with the great body and then regret not choosing the couch potato when the great looking guy turns out to be a jerk. So here are some more questions. Why do you all lie to yourself till you actually think you are better than guys? Why do you always want guys that are in better shape than you? Why do you expect guys to treat you better than you treat them and when they do why do you run from them?

2006-08-07 21:19:33 · 3 answers · asked by fly on the wall 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-07 21:19:01 · 14 answers · asked by alumita w 1 in Homework Help

Hi, I have been here 9 moths...I don't hve english. I used my Chinese name in school,wherever. I want hve a english..But I don't know any englsih is.
Can you tell a english name????plese.

2006-08-07 21:18:44 · 29 answers · asked by Jim 1 in Family

or NOT to be??

2006-08-07 21:18:27 · 17 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2006-08-07 21:18:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 21:18:08 · 8 answers · asked by Carol M 1 in Mumbai

2006-08-07 21:18:01 · 25 answers · asked by fred 1 in Skin & Body

1 person holding cell

2006-08-07 21:17:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

For some reason I have never had a relationship before I have always had situations... we're I end up being friends with benefits to a paticular person for a really long time or we do boyfriend and girlfriend things and never end up boyfriend and girlfriend...what am I doing wrong, what do guys look for in a woman in order to respect her and how do I finally find commitment/relationship... I'm 20...

2006-08-07 21:17:44 · 9 answers · asked by Gface15 2 in Singles & Dating

what would u do if u found out that your boyfriend when to your bestfriend house but they say they just whent over there because they where friend which they sound kinda fishey i think he is cheating on me what sould i do

2006-08-07 21:17:35 · 16 answers · asked by sissybng312027 2 in Singles & Dating

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

2006-08-07 21:17:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

19-23? 21-24? 23-26? 25-28?......

2006-08-07 21:17:17 · 27 answers · asked by a V a 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a decent formula one forum, not too many users and well designed. I have things to say! ;o)

2006-08-07 21:17:15 · 5 answers · asked by Gumball Monkey 2 in Auto Racing

What Websites can I Play games where i can win tokens and prizes , which are also exciting and cool games. ?

2006-08-07 21:17:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

Hypothetically: A hole is drilled directly and perfectly from the north poll to the south poll. A metal ball weighing 5 kg is dropped at one end (lets say the north poll). Describe exactly what would happen to the ball?

(Ignore air resistance and the fact that the ball would melt due to temperature)

2006-08-07 21:17:05 · 34 answers · asked by MojoFace 2 in Physics

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