king arthur mounts his white steed and entrusts his wife queen guinevere's wellbeing to the men of the round table, saying she's been issued a new-style chastity belt with a guillotine attachment.
five years later on his return, he demands his gallant men line up and drop their pants.
"tut, tut, tut." he mutters, inspecting the line of downcast men and their absent genitalia.
then he finds a man whose tackle is still intact. elated he says: "my one good friend, sir lancelot! but tell me - how did youresist my wife's charms?"
out of sir lancelot's mouth comes a gutteral animal sound.
then his neighbour says: "sorry your majesty, but m'lord seems to have lost his toungue."
2006-08-07
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