A man walked into an antique dealers shop.
"How much do you pay for a piece of tent cloth from Amundsen's polar expedition?"
The dealer called to his assistant in the cellar.
"Charlie, how much tent cloth from Amundsen have got got?"
"Three tons"
"Sorry" said the dealer.
Next day, the man was back.
"How much do you pay for a piece of wood from the cherry tree cut down by George Washington?"
"Charlie, how much cherry tree wood, have we got?"
"Six hundred metres"
"Sorry"
Next day the man is back. He slaps down a small, shrivelled leathery ball.
"How much do you pay for Napoleon's left testicle? And before you call Charlie- Here's the other one"
2006-08-01
00:46:08
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