A man walked into an antique dealers shop.
"How much do you pay for a piece of tent cloth from Amundsen's polar expedition?"
The dealer called to his assistant in the cellar.
"Charlie, how much tent cloth from Amundsen have got got?"
"Three tons"
"Sorry" said the dealer.
Next day, the man was back.
"How much do you pay for a piece of wood from the cherry tree cut down by George Washington?"
"Charlie, how much cherry tree wood, have we got?"
"Six hundred metres"
"Sorry"
Next day the man is back. He slaps down a small, shrivelled leathery ball.
"How much do you pay for Napoleon's left testicle? And before you call Charlie- Here's the other one"
2006-08-01 00:46:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny! LOL!
I'm always looking for a new joke!
2006-08-01 00:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boooooo
2006-08-01 00:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by daweeney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should've given some one's male sex organ in the first place,
so no supplements will be available, right?;-)
2006-08-01 00:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by Pravin P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very nice, check ya later â¥
2006-08-01 02:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't. But it's funny.
2006-08-01 00:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by yoshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-01 00:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee, did u type all that out? phew!
2006-08-01 00:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Claude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee :)
2006-08-01 00:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by Thasc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's nice.
2006-08-01 00:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2006-08-01 01:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋