Before I was married, I went to visit my fiance's house and try to get along with her family..
There are the father, the mom and that damn devil sexy little sister of hers. She's about 20 and have that 36D cup (i dnt know for sure but they are huge) and long legs which tend to be always avialible for viewing if you look at them at a certain angle.
So i was dead worried and tried to conceal myself until one day, my soon-to-be-wife and the parents went out for wedding growns.
I was all alone with that damn devil little sister of hers in the house.
And to my gosh, he came to me and said
"Look you big guy. I know from your eyes that you want me. and i want to give myself up to you as my heart says from the first moment we met. but u r soon to marry my sis and i don't want any strings attached.. so why not come up to my room?"
I was thinking damn holy mother of GOSH as she pull away her clothes one by one up the stairs and pooh! she's out of sight..
I was hestitating for a moment...
2006-08-01
01:05:12
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