Before I was married, I went to visit my fiance's house and try to get along with her family..
There are the father, the mom and that damn devil sexy little sister of hers. She's about 20 and have that 36D cup (i dnt know for sure but they are huge) and long legs which tend to be always avialible for viewing if you look at them at a certain angle.
So i was dead worried and tried to conceal myself until one day, my soon-to-be-wife and the parents went out for wedding growns.
I was all alone with that damn devil little sister of hers in the house.
And to my gosh, he came to me and said
"Look you big guy. I know from your eyes that you want me. and i want to give myself up to you as my heart says from the first moment we met. but u r soon to marry my sis and i don't want any strings attached.. so why not come up to my room?"
I was thinking damn holy mother of GOSH as she pull away her clothes one by one up the stairs and pooh! she's out of sight..
I was hestitating for a moment...
2006-08-01 01:05:12 · 11 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then i rush out of the front door to my car.
And found the father outside waiting for me.
With tears in his eyes he said
"Son, I'll never ever doubt you again for the love that you have on my daughter. Welcome to the family"..
So you wanna know the moral of the story?
ALWAYS keep your condoms in the car!!
2006-08-01 01:07:57 · update #1
lmao i like that
2006-08-01 01:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by meekaboox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny but o so mean to that girl hahahahah
2006-08-01 08:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hummmmmmmmmm.... lovely... that gives u infinite chances of eating Junk Food... even now & then...
enjoy
2006-08-01 08:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is soooooooooooooooooo old sorry sweetheart check ya later â¥
2006-08-01 09:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious...
Really really funny... haha
Plus, i'm glad i'm not your soon-to-be wife
2006-08-01 08:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by coolgurl_5us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - I had heard this one before but I enjoyed the way you told it here!! thanks for the giggle first thing in the morning!
2006-08-01 08:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing story,and good conduct
2006-08-01 08:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by active1144 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu! Whew!! LOL. LOL. Good One. LOL.
2006-08-01 08:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-01 08:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by vebyllucs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get...did the sister become pregnant??
2006-08-01 09:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋