An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corn beef and cabbage.If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump too.The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get bologna once more, I'm jumping too.The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corn beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch,saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch,saw the bologna and jumped as well. At the funeral the Irishmans wife was weeping She said, If I'd known he hated corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!The Mexican's wife cried I could have given him tacos!if i'd haveknown. Everyone stared at the Blondeswife, she said don'tlook at me hepacks his own lunch
2006-07-30
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