All categories - 29 July 2006

A German Sheperd, a Toy Poodle, and a Doberman were awaiting their fates at the Veterinarian's office. The Poodle asks the Sheperd."So, what are you in here for?"
"Well, I'm a digger. I feel compelled to dig all the time. My owner tried to sedate me, tie me up, lock me up in a room. Nothing helps. The last straw was I dug up the leather couch, so I'm here for the lethal injection. What are you in here for?"
The Poodle says,"I'm a barker myself. I will bark at anything, at all hours of the day and night. I can't help it. They tried to sedate me too, it didn't help much, so I'm here for the lethal injection too."
Then the Doberman says,
"Oh, well...I'm a humper. I just can't help it. Everything looks so good to me I just jump on and hump my brains out. The last straw was when my owner was getting out of the shower this morning. She bent over to dry her feet and I hopped up onto her back."
The other two look at him and say "Lethal injection, Huh?"
"Naw," he says, "Just a nail trim."

2006-07-29 15:49:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-07-29 15:49:13 · 16 answers · asked by r 2 in Other - Entertainment

In the mosque a friend Muslim lady is not allowed with the men in fromt...women all stay in the back and cannot address the congregation directly. What's with that Mr. pres chimp?

2006-07-29 15:49:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-07-29 15:48:59 · 16 answers · asked by REBECCA C 1 in Music

I can't remember which one it is.

Thanks for your help ^_^

2006-07-29 15:48:57 · 3 answers · asked by uikoa 1 in Music

I have absolutely no proof...

I thought it would be fun for many conspiracy lovers...

2006-07-29 15:48:54 · 22 answers · asked by American Superman 3 in Politics

2006-07-29 15:48:54 · 5 answers · asked by cory55355 2 in Philosophy

2006-07-29 15:48:50 · 33 answers · asked by shibby34 1 in Polls & Surveys

We've been dating for a few months and just wondered if astrologicly speaking if we are compatible. I know this sun sign match doesnt get the greatest of reviews... but im skeptical from what ive seen ;)

i am a (July 15 1986 in Edmonton Alberta (6:13pm))
Sun in Cancer
Moon in Scorpio
Mercury in Leo
Venus in Virgo
Mars in Capricorn
Jupiter in Pisces
Saturn & Uranus in Saggitarrius
Neptune in Capricorn
Pluto in Scorpio

Hers is (Sept 27, 1986 in Windsor Ontario)
Sun in Libra
Moon in Cancer
Mercury in Libra
Venus in Scorpio
(rest is the same as mine ..)

2006-07-29 15:48:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

welcome !

I'm going to bed in about 10 minutes !

2006-07-29 15:48:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Every day he's in the paper for stealing something.
Alot of them are mexican/spainish,I thought he was
Jewish?

2006-07-29 15:48:35 · 19 answers · asked by Cisco 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Thick and thin in the alphabet is like holding an old reed pen so that vertical and descending diagonal are thick, while horizontal and ascending diagonal are thin. But in the Arabic numerals 2, 3 (flat-topped), 5 and 7, the horizontals are thick. Why is this?

2006-07-29 15:48:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

2006-07-29 15:48:32 · 12 answers · asked by *Chelsie* 3 in Skin & Body

I really don't want to throw the napkin away and it melted all over it, all way through in a wet puddle before I found it. (It was in hot car....don't leave candles in hot car ever!!!!)

2006-07-29 15:48:31 · 15 answers · asked by chieko 4 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-07-29 15:48:12 · 14 answers · asked by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 in Friends

Me and my friend are having a sleepover. We want to do face masks and body scrubs. Stuff life that. We can't seem to find any recipies. It would be great if you gave of recipies for that. It would be nice if you didn't include recipies with avacado and honey. Thanks!

2006-07-29 15:48:12 · 1 answers · asked by gerardsgrl101 1 in Other - Health

My aunt and her family have an Australian Shepherd puppy. She wants to have a litter for her children to "experience birth." I am SO against this. I have informed her that she will be teaching her children irresponisilbility, and for every puppy she is breeding there is a dog that dies in a shelter that could have gone to that home. SHe has absolutely No experience with dogs beyond a family dog and in the past she brought this up to me and I had convinced her not to.
Today she brought up the fact that she is adament and going to go through with it.
Money is not an issue for her, she wants to hire a vet to come to her house and help her deliver the puppies.
There was a video that I recieved by email that had innocents dogs and puppies dying in shelters because they have no homes, my aunt thinks that they only put sick animals down in shelters, does anyone know where to find this video, have any great points for my argument? lets hear from some breeders........

2006-07-29 15:48:10 · 13 answers · asked by Pro_Dog_Trainer 3 in Dogs

2006-07-29 15:48:00 · 3 answers · asked by christine grace medina 1 in Politics

You look good wearing my future.

2006-07-29 15:47:59 · 6 answers · asked by Kevin E 3 in Movies

My ex and I broke up 3.5 years ago and since, both of us have had another serious relationship. I always knew if I got the second chance, I would go for it. WE met out drinking one night, because someone gave me his number and I ended up having my sister call and him and his friends met us all up there. We went back to his place and slept together once that night, and two more times the next morning. He dropped me off at my parents where my son was, and was a little reluctant to come in. I think I'm reading way to much into this, please help! Also he hasn't called, but we left each other today at 12:30 after he hung out with me at my dads for an hour and a half. So what does he feel right now, any advice?

2006-07-29 15:47:57 · 10 answers · asked by Whitknee 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-29 15:47:51 · 16 answers · asked by   6 in Politics

A partner who can brainstorm with me to get some ideas of the ground.

2006-07-29 15:47:39 · 4 answers · asked by dj_madsteve 1 in Other - Business & Finance

i think they are just sssssoooooo cute...... don't you?

2006-07-29 15:47:38 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

we have been married for 1 year and have a 8 month old child. He wants to work it out, but i am tired of not being me. I am not happy. There is no romance, even when i am trying. I am so tired. I hate his attitude. He is never around. And before marrying him i was a single mom- marriage i have found to be more work, unhappy, and i dont feel i should have to continue to suffer everyday.

2006-07-29 15:47:34 · 20 answers · asked by sick of faking it 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-29 15:47:33 · 30 answers · asked by pumpkin 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-29 15:47:29 · 5 answers · asked by stoneknockers_30 1 in Small Business

2006-07-29 15:47:27 · 10 answers · asked by Joseph Echon 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

Think about it!

2006-07-29 15:47:27 · 24 answers · asked by 0110010100 5 in Religion & Spirituality