All categories - 27 July 2006

We asked Old Sid in the pub, for the benefit of the Y crowd, for his oldest joke. He reckons one person might not know it. So if its you- enjoy.
Two judges were riding bicycles together at night without lights.
One said, Do you realise we are committing a very serious offence? In the interests of British justice we must try each other in the morning.
Next morning One judge sat and the other took the stand.
Charge is riding without lights after the legal limit. How do you plead?
Guilty.
Fined a fiver.
They swap places.
Charge is riding without lights after the legal limit. How do you plead?
Guilty.
Fined a tenner.
Just a minute, I only fined you a fiver.
I know, but there's too much riding without lights, this is the second case this morning.

2006-07-27 11:45:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-27 11:44:57 · 37 answers · asked by Christmas Tree 1 in Christmas

I am sick of the constant propaganda of corporate media like Fox

2006-07-27 11:44:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

Ok, I am a 15 year old, and my 16th bday is this saturday....DPS is only open during the weekdays and there really is no possible way to get my license during next week cause i have camp, and i need my license for camp. Is it possible for them to give me my DL a day ahead? Some people have told me they can do that, but i really don't know....Can they give it to me and it be in effect that same day or will it be in effect the next day (when i turn 16)......

2006-07-27 11:44:56 · 4 answers · asked by d_dog72990 2 in Law & Ethics

College grad would like to gain more experience in biomedical research but having difficulty finding an organization or institution to volunteer/intern for this purpose. Please help if you can.

2006-07-27 11:44:53 · 3 answers · asked by tootoomeahfzgosher 1 in Biology

2006-07-27 11:44:49 · 13 answers · asked by the5500 2 in Curling

its 23.44 GMT 27th july here in cambridge, England

2006-07-27 11:44:47 · 21 answers · asked by Louise-Rose 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-27 11:44:44 · 13 answers · asked by tausif h 1 in Religion & Spirituality

that this website should have a spot under the teen & preteen catagory where we can ask questions about sex?

2006-07-27 11:44:40 · 14 answers · asked by Loving_This_Time_Around 3 in Adolescent

SUPER POWER,WEALTHY,BIG WHY NOT GIVE EACH ILLEGAL ALLIEN $1000,000000 AND TELL THEM TO GO BACK IN THEIR COUNTRY THATS THE ONLY FCUKIN SOLUTION YOU AGREE WITH ME IF NOT **** NO ANY OTHER SOLUTION ?

2006-07-27 11:44:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2006-07-27 11:44:36 · 21 answers · asked by oldgit 2 in Cats

'I cry when I make love' or 'I make love when I cry'

2006-07-27 11:44:35 · 12 answers · asked by Concoction 2 in Singles & Dating

If you could choose ANYONE that has served as President of the United States to have a beer with, who would it be? Could be anyone from Washington to Bush.

2006-07-27 11:44:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Yahoo answers or Myspace

2006-07-27 11:44:24 · 25 answers · asked by ronron2021 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am from the UK..do you feel your life there is run and ordered by the "Nanny"state? Can a socialist government ever surface again..or are we stuck with the conservatives and new labour?

2006-07-27 11:44:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

If a baby was born on

EX:

July 25, 2000

its next birthday would be on July 25, 2007 and it would be 7 years old right????

So on July 25, 2001, it was just one year old right??

So on July 26, 2000, it was just one day old right??

So on July 24, 2000, it is not alive because it has not been born yet, so abortion cannot be considered murder because how can you kill something that is not alive.

2006-07-27 11:44:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have a great wife, kids etc...no complaints...but I'm a jerk, why?

2006-07-27 11:44:16 · 11 answers · asked by My other car is a guitar 2 in Psychology

2006-07-27 11:44:06 · 10 answers · asked by Christmas Tree 1 in Christmas

If I just continue to say whatever you want to hear will you continue to blindly follow me into hell?

2006-07-27 11:44:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Civic Participation

2006-07-27 11:43:58 · 4 answers · asked by Freedom 3 in Small Business

2006-07-27 11:43:56 · 4 answers · asked by kdjohnson20 1 in Renting & Real Estate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWRJ4JCacE
Just as they have done in the past with the palestinians
http://electronicintifada.net/v2/article4958.shtml
Now they've armed theyre missiles with white phospurus a chemical weapon intended to burn the victims skin, my question is why do we allow these Israel with these crimes?, and its never reported in US media .
http://au.news.yahoo.com/060726/2/zx6m.html
http://www.antiwar.com/orig/brooks.php?articleid=2957

White phophurus : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_phosphorus_(weapon)#Military_regulations

2006-07-27 11:43:53 · 14 answers · asked by IRunWithScissors 3 in Politics

molotov? peaceful sit-ins? voting?!

2006-07-27 11:43:53 · 14 answers · asked by leer 3 in Other - Politics & Government

or www.googleearth.com

2006-07-27 11:43:49 · 1 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Internet

Do you know any leftist who in everyday life acts as a little
dictator? To be left wing sets them apart from the herd.

2006-07-27 11:43:47 · 4 answers · asked by Joseph Binette 3 in Politics

im really scared that my boyfriend will ask me to have sex with him. at this point we have hit every base but home and im really nervous because everytime we're together we end up making out or "touching" each other....

2006-07-27 11:43:45 · 24 answers · asked by x0xnaenaex0x 1 in Singles & Dating

I know who Ironman is but I don't know any of his enemies,I just thought he was a rich playboy in The Ultimates.

2006-07-27 11:43:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I am looking for easy meal recipes for spinache, or other healthy stuff, is has to be healthy, quick and to much money.
Can u help?

2006-07-27 11:43:43 · 6 answers · asked by sweetheartk21 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-07-27 11:43:37 · 4 answers · asked by Man on the Moon 3 in Careers & Employment

I have a son who is 10 and needs more social skills and is a little over weight he has add and i want to help him he does not have friends i am overly potective of as well i dont want him being teased kids can be crul and his father is rarly home. i would app thank you

2006-07-27 11:43:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family