man and his wife are dining at a table in
a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps
staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin
as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife.
She took to drinking right after we divorced
seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."
"My Gosh!" says the wife, "Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long."
2006-07-22
12:07:38
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