All categories - 22 July 2006

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i thought it was funny?

man and his wife are dining at a table in
a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps
staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin
as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife.

She took to drinking right after we divorced
seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."

"My Gosh!" says the wife, "Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long."

2006-07-22 12:07:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what can i do for thining hair?

im a 24 year old woman and i think my hair is thining. i have NOT died or highlighted it in over two years, i have given it a home perm in december but that has already washed out. i dont really have the money for surgery or hair transplant, im the only one who can notice it but it still bothers me. is there a good shampoo that works or maybe hormones. i dont really care to take rogaine. thank you

2006-07-22 12:07:33 · 5 answers · asked by guitar_lady81 4 in Hair

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if you re in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens if you switch the headlights on?

2006-07-22 12:07:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

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Would you ever marry a foreigner?

2006-07-22 12:07:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

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Does Norton Personal Firewall 2006 have anti-virus?

I just finished re-installing it, after it told me the anti-virus would expire in 16 days and the website indicated that I needed to do so, and it's telling me now that I have no anti-virus coverage. It's only two months old. Isn't it supposed to include the virus protection?

2006-07-22 12:07:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

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What does DNC means in Gynac world?

i think it's a part of abortaion and if it's yes can the person do this DNC by taking any oral mediciane? if she doen't want a kid?

2006-07-22 12:07:10 · 2 answers · asked by henry 1 in Women's Health

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the Israeli ambassador to the Un said to the lebanese that Israel will be thanked for destroying lebanon?

How can a politician in his complete mind expect the lebanese thankful for the destruction of their country and sending them back 20 years in time? all that for a stupid guerilla like hezbollah?

2006-07-22 12:07:07 · 6 answers · asked by kitty 2 in Politics

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What do you miss about the 80's?

I'll be the first to answer this. I miss those little Bazooka gums that cost like 5 cents, (but if you chewed them too long it is like a rubber band) those classic reeboks, there were potato chips for 25 cents per bag. A gallon of millk cost about 1.89. Oh and Doritos were 35 cents a bag, then went to like 59 cents, now they are 99 cents! Loaf of bread was like 69 cents. Remember that ice cream that was like hagen dazs, called fruzen graja (or something like that) C'mon somebody reminisce w/ me? Let's remember the old days??

2006-07-22 12:07:05 · 8 answers · asked by Naomi 4 in Other - Society & Culture

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Is there a book on old defunct race courses?

2006-07-22 12:07:03 · 3 answers · asked by TERENCE D 1 in Horse Racing

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is it true that i can get free no payback grants to fix my home, if so, where do i go?

2006-07-22 12:06:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

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Is there a way to remove, or lighten oil and transmission stains from asphalt roads?

2006-07-22 12:06:59 · 8 answers · asked by Slap Happy 3 in Other - Cars & Transportation

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Where can I find a cabin in the Smoky's with a great view and all ammenities?

Want fireplace(s), NO log beds, hot tub, one or two bedrooms, large television, and a gameroom. Would like to find something beautiful enough for a deck wedding in June, July, or August 2007. Price range up to 250/night. 4-6 night stay. Thanks to all that have input.

2006-07-22 12:06:55 · 5 answers · asked by shaft_da_footlong 1 in Other - United States

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I'm getting with a novelty company to design Mexican flag toilet paper. Think it will sell?

I may even have El Salvadorian flag paper too.

2006-07-22 12:06:38 · 17 answers · asked by tripledigit67 3 in Immigration

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Would you trade your citizenship for sex?

2006-07-22 12:06:30 · 11 answers · asked by Olivia 4 in Immigration

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you people suck!!!!!!!!!!!...?

maybe you dont suck or maybe you jus dont wanna answer my questions...but im trying to find out how you get the little pictures people on here are putting by their names...like the spades by mine....ive tried going to www.altcodes.com but i dont kno where to go from there...could you please help me...im lookin for the code for the stars...or if anyone has anything else...i would like to kno thanx

2006-07-22 12:06:28 · 13 answers · asked by MzChamillinator 5 in Celebrities

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Any suggestions on a good, cheap camera?

I am looking for something in the price range of 100-150 dollars, and I want something that takes pictures without or without much delay. I also want it to have optical zoom. Any suggestions?

2006-07-22 12:06:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

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