man and his wife are dining at a table in
a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps
staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin
as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife.
She took to drinking right after we divorced
seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."
"My Gosh!" says the wife, "Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long."
2006-07-22 12:07:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!! That is another hilarious joke. I love all your jokes, You have to keep them coming!!! I just LOVE THEM!!! LMAO!!! Thanks for another laugh and Please pick me!!!!
2006-07-22 14:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd laugh... if my ex husband and father of five of my kids hadn't died of drink at 41... some jokes just aint!
2006-07-22 12:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! My husband grinned too.
2006-07-22 12:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-22 12:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That was very cute and funny :D
2006-07-22 12:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Tayy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-07-22 12:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-22 12:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by kool kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2006-07-22 12:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by neha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.
2006-07-22 12:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-07-23 04:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by arwen4838 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋