Well, it's not really a mid-life crisis, but here's how things
worked out for me:
- Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,
25
years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and
watched a 10-inch, black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night
with
a hot 25 year old blond!
- Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25 year old blond...and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed...
2006-06-25
01:33:09
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