All categories - 11 June 2006

Two old college friends bump into each other one day at Stafford Street. They hadn't seen each other in over 20 years.
The first guy says to the second: "how have you been?"
Second: "Great! I got married and I have three daughters now"
First: "Really? how old are they?"
Second: "Well, the product of their ages is 72, and the sum of their ages is the same as the number on that building over there.."
First: "Right...ummm...oh wait, I still don't know"
second: "Oh sorry, the oldest one just started playing the piano"
First: "Wonderful! my oldest is the same age!"

QUESTION: How old are the daughters?

2006-06-11 21:27:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2006-06-11 21:27:43 · 7 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-11 21:27:42 · 8 answers · asked by bhavna 2 in Economics

2006-06-11 21:27:31 · 12 answers · asked by Hillbillies are... 5 in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-06-11 21:27:15 · 7 answers · asked by fook u 1 in Music

I think I might want to be a teacher and I love kids, but I get really frustrated when people don't catch on quickly. Any tips on how I might fix this problem?

2006-06-11 21:26:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

I know she only did it because she loves me, and she promised she wouldn't do it again. I think the scratch on my face will heal pretty good, but How can I stop her from attacking me again?

2006-06-11 21:26:50 · 11 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Cats

Who and why?

2006-06-11 21:26:28 · 33 answers · asked by asdf. 4 in Comics & Animation

My best friend has just died and his wife wants me to speak at his funeral and make it humourous. Help please?
He was 55year old, ran a group of greeting card shops (but had done little work for the last 3 years his wife ran the business) lived in N.E. England. Also lived for about 4 years in Spain. Died of liver failure. Loved football ( Newcastle United ) although he was born in Sunderland. Left a wife and 2 Sons 22year and 18year old. Very easy going and loved to help people and always gave more help than asked for. Loved the group ABBA. Especially Dancing Queen.

2006-06-11 21:26:11 · 22 answers · asked by gas_meter 1 in Words & Wordplay

Jewish children learn from childhood to go to other kingdoms and overpower the kings/government and wipe them from memory. This is part of their bible and they are convinced that they have the right to go into other countries and dominate others. The Jewish, Christian and Muslim all claim to have god written literature, which is the cause and instigator of hate, manipulation and murder. Constitutions need to change with time and freedom to religion should only be granted to religions that do not have hate in their text, otherwise we will not move out of this mud of hate.

2006-06-11 21:26:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Tony Iommi or Kirk Hammet? If Tony Iommi, I'll practice the solos of Black Sabbath, if Kirk Hammet, I'll practice Metallica but I dont know which one, I need to choose only one.

2006-06-11 21:25:42 · 5 answers · asked by Nicholas 1 in Music

Well for somebody to lie he or she must have mouth but i have never seen hips with mouth. Perhaps Shakira's hips has mouth to lie but i am not sure. Can anybody help me to find the answer?

2006-06-11 21:25:27 · 6 answers · asked by yuvna 1 in Other - News & Events

any suggestions on what island is best?

2006-06-11 21:25:12 · 10 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Bahamas

I really want to be a law enforcement officer, cop. And i know the basics, but i know that i don't know everything and i don't try to act like it, does anyone have any SERIOUS tips on obtaining this dream. I'm only 18 so i can't do it till I'm at least 21 anyway, but maybe i could start getting more info. AND PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME STUPID CRAP, ITS NOT WELCOME!!!

2006-06-11 21:24:52 · 11 answers · asked by jimhm3 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

AND WAT DA HELLLLLL does 'lol' mean?

2006-06-11 21:24:48 · 16 answers · asked by Aria A 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-06-11 21:23:56 · 14 answers · asked by yoyojojo 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 21:23:44 · 2 answers · asked by love me cutie! 2 in Celebrities

i hav asked him to move in wiv me nxt yr and he has asked me 2 marry me and we hav been togther 3months and a week is that ok

2006-06-11 21:23:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

from phillipines

2006-06-11 21:23:23 · 4 answers · asked by meritun 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I want to write for some newspaper but I have no idea as to how to get work, and what kind of money can one expect.

2006-06-11 21:23:23 · 1 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Careers & Employment

I noticed my husband comments on the smell of vanilla
is there another scent that is good to a man.
A scent t hat makes him feel warm and cozy inside.

2006-06-11 21:23:21 · 8 answers · asked by whispersofhope74 2 in Marriage & Divorce

it wont coonect because of that how can I have that...
Pls tell me honestly..
I would really appreciate it
thanks!

2006-06-11 21:22:48 · 1 answers · asked by jomar 2 in Internet

Well, to all the girls out there, would you slap my face till it turns red if I ask u to ??

Would love to hear ur replies (and if u r interested to slap, and u live in Dubai or Lebanon, then contact me :P)

2006-06-11 21:22:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Be true to yourself.
who needs a hypocritical answer.

2006-06-11 21:22:15 · 17 answers · asked by Philadelphia 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Why do you think you have to put all that makeup on to be beautifull? it is not what God intended. Read about the woman in the Bible who wore makeup.
2Kings 9:30-37, Prov 6:25, Ezek 23:40-49 .
Dont cover up the beauty God gave you. When you put all that stuff on you are just telling God he did not do a great job at creating you.
Be the bride he will be looking for, someone who is pure and all natural. You are Beautiful.

2006-06-11 21:22:09 · 9 answers · asked by freckles 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I don’t dislike gays but I’m opposed to homosexuality. Can you accept this? I am a Christian so I don’t support homosexuality per se. But that doesn’t mean I have to hate gays. I have known many nice gay people who make otherwise great model Christians, more so than some people who are opposed to homosexuality but break every other commandment in the book. I had a high school friend who was gay, but I wasn’t going to ruin a friendship by bringing that issue up. It may be an authority figure like a pastor or parent’s job to talk to him, but it certainly wasn’t mine. My point is don’t judge an overall person because they are gay. Aggressively bashing gays isn’t Christian, neither are hate crimes. That along with turning people away from the church because of those actions is the devil’s work. And it’s also not fair to label a person who is only defending God’s word as homophobic, because that’s bigoted too. People who are truly liberal would understand this. Another thing, homosexuality is a very gray area. There’s choice homosexuality where they flat out sin and then there’s the people who have a genetic disposition to it, so they may have a harder time not having romantic feelings for men. I am not sure what the right thing for those people to do is, but not being one of those people or being an expert on that type of situation I don’t think I judge.

2006-06-11 21:22:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-11 21:21:36 · 8 answers · asked by access_harry 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-11 21:21:11 · 1 answers · asked by irish 1 in Chemistry

Bali is an island located in Indonesia. It has nice weather and nice beaches. The most appealing thing is it is very cheap there! ;)

Bali offers traditional hotels into the most up-to-date hotels! There are also spa places, and other interesting places!

My own favorite is Lovina Beach, where you can see dolphins at the middle of the sea when the dawn is breaking.
And I also like Kuta area, where shopping is the daily meal. You can find bargainable things here along with modern shops like Giordano and Polo.

ANyone interested?

2006-06-11 21:21:04 · 17 answers · asked by sylvdoanx 2 in Other - Asia Pacific