I was recently in the toilet of a restaurant and noticed the sign on the wall "Please put ONLY toilet paper down the toilet."
Consequently, I pis5ed in the sink, then put some toilet paper down the toilet.
In another public toilet, there was the notice; "Please do not graffiti this door - it is illegal to do so." I could not help but feel that this was an invitation to graffiti the walls, ceiling and every other door in the building, so long as I left that particular door alone....
Then there is the sign at the local park - "Do not walk on the grass, walk on the path." Of course, if I'm hopping, running, cycling or rolling around, the grass is fair game - yes?
... and why do people invite you to "ring the bell for attention", when they have no interest in paying attention to the little dance you have prepared for them? Why invite you to ring the bell in the first place if they don't actually want you to ring it?
2006-10-16
07:17:37
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lickintonight
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