I'm a 55 years old with magnificent hair. The thing is I have grown a trifle vain over it. I'm not vain about much, my ego is rather small, but sensitive. DAMM my hair looks good! I have found that women look at me and smile. Its beautiful I tell ya. I only have a little silver and the rest is light brown. I feel sorry for other men my age that have lost theirs. You see, VANITY has taken possession of me because of my hair. I'm still cute too! Because I hate being vain, yesterday I decided to get a crewcut. No more stares & smiles from pretty women. No more clinging to my youth. I said to myself "you might as well do it because your good looks are on borrowed time anyway." I went to the barber with every intention of having it all cut off. I got there, there was a sign on his door saying "CLOSED" I suddenly realized, my body was trembling all over. Was it a reprive? Was it predestination? What should I do? The barber's shear's await your decision. This is 10 months worth of hair
2006-07-27
05:58:35
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