Cultures & Groups - 30 November 2007

Also Have you meet any Ethiopians here in America, What they tell you about How they indefily there selfs.

2007-11-30 02:28:44 · 5 answers · asked by Kelis Jordan 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-11-30 02:17:35 · 25 answers · asked by ndnquah 6 in Senior Citizens

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked
out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said,
"Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I
can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when
he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the
Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the
coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor
asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up
and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love
on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

2007-11-30 02:16:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

Jane: "I visited my Nana."
Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."

Harry: I had a ride on a choo-choo."
Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."

Little Johnny: I read a whole book by myself for the first time."

Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?"

Little Johnny, with a big grin: "Winnie The S#it!"

2007-11-30 02:12:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

This is only a question, not a rant, not a statement, just a question. I am only asking for your views?

2007-11-30 01:45:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

An older man goes for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, 'I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.'

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, 'What did he say?'

The wife yells back to him, 'Give him your underwear!'

2007-11-30 01:45:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-30 01:44:05 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Osama was killed by a US bomb, and immediately found himself in a large room filled with fat middle aged men.

"Will the Star Trek Convention Klingon Council Break-Out Session now commence?"

Osama grew panicked, and ran out of the room, only to face Muhhammed himself.

"This is not the paridise I was promised in the Quoran."

"Yes it is...where did you expect I'd find you 72 virgins?"

2007-11-30 01:42:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"

2007-11-30 01:40:47 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5 in Senior Citizens

I'm from the south, so I had never had apple cider.
A couple of years ago I was in the Florida Panhandle and it was freezing. Everyone was huddled around a fire and I was given a cup of hot apple cider, it was delicious.
I saw the man who prepared it put in a round packet of spices and have not been able to find out what the were are where you can purchase them.
I've looked around Wal-Mart and have never seen anything resembling that packet or anything that says hot apple cider spices.
Could someone from the great white north please clue me in? What am I suppose to season apple cider with?
I need an expert:~)

2007-11-30 01:40:36 · 17 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-11-30 01:06:55 · 21 answers · asked by *stacie* 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-11-30 00:57:12 · 17 answers · asked by Esperanza 1 in Senior Citizens

Well friends, I will be out of reach for approx 2 weeks as we depart Louisiana and head south to Texas. I thought I would never get out of here alive.
When I reach Texas, we will have to purchase a satellite system, so that we can have internet. This we have already ordered and is waiting our arrival.
I am anxious to leave and have much to do.
We should hit the highway either tomorrow or the following day.
Stay warm and stay safe. I'll be chatting with you soon:~)
Cheryl

2007-11-30 00:54:05 · 13 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Senior Citizens

I was just thinking about past Christmas's and pondering on the parties etc,(not that I went to many though) and I had to chuckle about the time I went to a new years eve party and was told everyone HAD to wear fancy dress, so I got me a lovely outfit, I was going as a 1920's Flapper, it was a very cute dress, I was slim then..... I heard my Son chatting to friends on his phone, the conversation went..."Ye, we've all got our outfits...and guess what, my Mum is going as a SLAPPER" ..... omg.... I nearly died laughing......after a very speedy explanation to my Son
So, my question is, have you experienced someone misunderstand what word you used that turned out to funny

2007-11-30 00:00:32 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 in Senior Citizens