The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
Jane: "I visited my Nana."
Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Harry: I had a ride on a choo-choo."
Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Little Johnny: I read a whole book by myself for the first time."
Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?"
Little Johnny, with a big grin: "Winnie The S#it!"
2007-11-30
02:12:06
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