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An older man goes for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, 'I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.'

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, 'What did he say?'

The wife yells back to him, 'Give him your underwear!'

2007-11-30 01:45:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

14 answers

Cute, funny and true!

2007-11-30 02:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1 0

Yes U should go to the Doctor...
And don't get into a wreck!
gees...

Recommend Tide! and Spray and Wash for both the clothing and the Man! A little febreeze after!

2007-11-30 10:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think that is very very funny. As my second job is often helping older gentlemen shower and shave i can relate to this.

2007-11-30 10:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2 0

Funny!

2007-11-30 10:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Heee Heeee Heeee Heeee!!!!!!

2007-11-30 09:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Miz D 6 · 1 0

Ooh...... that's nasty! A chuckle and a star for you... after I clean up the coffee I spilled!

2007-11-30 10:55:41 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0 0

Did the old geezer just come in from ice fishing ? yuk yuk

2007-11-30 16:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one

2007-11-30 09:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by smars442002 5 · 1 0

Now that was the best!!!! I can't wait to email that and/or call friends and fam. hahahahahaha

2007-11-30 10:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by Eve 5 · 0 0

hahahaha thats a good one.. i have to call my bf and tell him!

2007-11-30 09:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by blazn80mph 2 · 1 0

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