This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked
out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said,
"Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I
can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when
he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the
Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the
coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor
asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up
and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love
on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
2007-11-30 02:16:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
lmao. Thanks fisherman. I've loads of chores to do today and feel a bit fed up, so I thought I'd have a quick peep for some laughter. Now you've made me laugh I shall return to my chores with a more positve attitude.
Would she should have done is put the pill in his shoe to make him limp! :)
hugs x
2007-11-30 02:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With all the elderly men that hang out there, drinking coffe and reading the paper, I would not doubt that one bit.
Yes, sometimes I get a hanckering for a Sausage egg McMuffin in the morning. Love them.
Or if I am out and about I may stop for a Double Cheese burger,they are only a $1.00 or if I really spluge a Big Mac.
2007-11-30 09:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Still I would never darken the door at a McDonald's even for for some hot, tasty McSex with special sauce. Wait.....maybe with the special sauce!
2007-11-30 03:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOL that was HILLARIOUS!!! Good one...
Ok here goes mine: (its about Noah's ark)
When NOah had gathered all the animals he looks inside his arks and tells them to come out because it was just too heavy.
As the animals come out Noah tells them to leave their weiners behind. So as the animals go back into the ark they leave there a huge mountain of penises. After 40 days and nights of rain the ark goes back to the same spot. The animals come out and take their weiners back. But at the end there are two weiners left so Noah goes up to them and noticies that its a monkey's and a donkey's weiner left there. So he picks up the donkey one and starts yelling 'who does this belong to?' Everyone stays quiet but in the background you can hear the female monkey pushing at the male saying "Tell him its YOURs!! Tell him its YOURS!!"
HEhehhe hope you like that one.
2007-11-30 02:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by 2legit2quit 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'll never be able to go past McDonalds and look at Ronald MacDonald again without laughing my butt off. LOL
2007-11-30 08:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is it always McDonald's? The same thing happen to some friends of of ours Their marriage councilor told them to have sex when ever they had the urge
2007-11-30 03:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad I only do the drive thru! Chuckles Fisherman!!!
2007-11-30 03:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman's never satisfied (giggle snort)
2007-11-30 08:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!! I haven't heard one! Packing up just now to go to Mickie D's... lol...
hmm, hmm.... yes I eat at McDonald's!
2007-11-30 02:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha thats funny:)
2007-11-30 02:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋