Everyone on the FACE OF THE EARTH knows men are bigger & stronger than are women & children in every way, shape, & form! They’re also better w/directions, math, & politics. So as you can imagine, when the subject of the common cold is discussed, the 1st thing they say is, "It's much more common in women than in men!" I mean, who would object to the idea that it’s those w/the big, deep voices & big, hairy nostrils who never get hoarse & always breath through their nose while their dependents at home suffer as viral invaders tear down their weak immunities? But little do they know that the healthiest group of humans is actually childless lesbians, who were given a slightly boosted immunity by God (for childbirth) but refused to have kids who parasitically drain their health (highest-lowest, the ave. coldrates go: boys, girls, women, men, gays, lesbians). So guys, why DOES it bother you to know a pudgy white girl of 23 in Deer Park, TX can show you up this winter by getting fewer colds?
2006-08-12
14:03:31
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Gender Studies