Face it, it's next to impossible to get a bad cup of coffee anymore.
I'm not a frappochino-mochapresso type of guy, if you know what
I mean.
I just want my coffee black and bad.
I just want something just this side of soap sud strong enough
to keep me wired the rest of the day.
I wouldn't kick either Folgers or Master House out of bed, let me put it that way.
And I don't want to pay 4 dollars so a underemployed barista
who thinks she's doing you a favor by making eye contact can
sprinkle nutneg on my joe.
So, now, where do I find that sh*tty cup of coffee I crave, on the go?
Mcdonald's used to have the worlds worst coffee, and now they
think they are starbucks light.
Our Speedway station only has "blends" now. Now they have
"maple" flavor, which only serves to remind me that I forgot to fix
pancakes.
Dunkin Donuts calls themselves Dunkin now, and has "blends"
too. I don't want blend, I want bland.
So, folks, where can I get a sh*tty cup of coffee?
Any suggestions?
2006-09-21
01:40:05
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19 answers
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