People make fun of Reagan, but at least he bailed out Chrysler!
That's more than I can say for Mr. Bush. Detroit just lost 100,000
automotive jobs today! Yipee! Horl on while I get my ragged VHS
version of "Roger and Me".
I have a great idea. George would certainly pay attention if oil were
involved. Announce that Detroit has just discovered an undergroun aquifer of OIL under the Detroit River! Lots of it! Pay BP and Shell
to print up some phony documents. I'm sure Bill Ford Jr. is on a speaking basis with an oil CEO somewhere, cause they've been colluding to keep the EPA mileage standards down together for
years(Mr. rodgers sez "Can you spell SUV?". So, you draw up
a phony doc saying a mothe lode has been discovered under
the Detroit River, send it to the DC media, and magically Halliburton and 40 billion will be at Detroit's beck and call.
We take the money, turn it into a showplace, say we were
kidding about the oil, and do a collective chicken dance in downtown Detroit!
2006-09-20
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