Beer, Wine & Spirits - October 2007

i know it alcholic but THE WHOLE BOTTLE is as bout alcoholic as a 10oz of hahn propably not that much. And we are putting about 3-4 drops in.

2007-10-30 23:15:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-30 22:35:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Haha, try to answer it now!

2007-10-30 20:19:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have to do a 8 page research paper and wanted to get different opinions.

2007-10-30 17:32:03 · 57 answers · asked by John 1

Dear Mr. Alcohol,

First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover mobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

Thank you, Your biggest fan

P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more tequila for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

2007-10-30 17:09:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-30 17:09:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Thanks

2007-10-30 16:32:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Pink Truck. If so, have you tried it, and what did you think of it?

I bought some the other day. The name alone warranted it. lol

2007-10-30 16:13:24 · 3 answers · asked by penguino8165 6

2007-10-30 14:34:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

laugh or cringe?

I'm shocked at some of the total JUNK answers I read, and someone poor schmo is going to BELIEVE these answers ...

2007-10-30 13:58:34 · 12 answers · asked by . 3

100% fresh juice and 100% juice from concentrate????

2007-10-30 13:04:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

say youre gonna have a urine test friday and you drink wednesday will it show up??

2007-10-30 12:58:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is that a bad thing? I don't want to look like a baby but a really don't want to be drunk.

2007-10-30 12:32:50 · 10 answers · asked by 000 2

hi-i've never drank before, but my friend is good friend is having this party this weekend. i'm 16. i also happen to be gay. if i drink and/or get drunk, will signs of my homosexuality be evident to others around me?

2007-10-30 12:25:55 · 9 answers · asked by John S 1

please help me

2007-10-30 11:46:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anna B 3

2007-10-30 11:15:51 · 17 answers · asked by kjb131313 1

7 days sober again.

2007-10-30 11:04:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Ann comes out of the cinema at 10.15pm and drinks six double vodkas mixed with lemonade before the pub closes at 11pm. She goes home and drinks 2 cups of coffee in front of the T.V and goes to bed at 1am. She gets up at 6.30am, skips breakfast and jumps in the car at 7.15am to drive to work."

ok, i know pretty much nothing about alcohol so please could you help? ann is a 25 year old healthy woman if that matters...

is she in a fit state to be working at a hospital as a nurse?

is she in a fit state after all that to be driving at 7.15am?

why/why not?

i know you can get you blood alcohol levels tested by the police and stuff and theres a certain amount of time you're meant to wait but i'm not sure how long.

2007-10-30 10:56:19 · 7 answers · asked by *confuzzled* 1

what is the amount of wine in a glass measured in?

like you say a "pint of beer"

its for my science homework and google is not helping!

and how many units are in a pint of beer?
how many units in a single pub measure of vodka?

please help! i don't drink alcohol lol

2007-10-30 10:38:43 · 9 answers · asked by *confuzzled* 1

a promblem drinker and a acholic...and when the promblem drinker become the alcholic...other than the shakes.. what are the other signs of over drinkers who quit..

2007-10-30 10:14:09 · 6 answers · asked by vis 7

i like this guy who is best friends with the star basketball player of the school...im both their friends..they drink a lot of vodka...so hes always asking me if i want some..ive NEVER had any..so this thursday hes bringing me a double shot..that shouldnt get me drunk right??
also any vodka facts would be helpful..cause im new to this and just learning..

THANKS

2007-10-30 09:29:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can you tell me what to expect when I open my first bottle? I have some Merlot and some Pinot Noir. This wine is imported from Transylvania and I should let you know that I prefer a California wine - over and above everything else.

So, give me your personal opinion and I will give an edit update following my return on the Nights of Ghosts and Goblins! Then and only then I will pick the best response based on what I hear from all of you OUT THERE.

Thanks in advance - more to come......

2007-10-30 09:22:55 · 7 answers · asked by Gerry 7

How many units are allowed per week for men and for women?

2007-10-30 08:59:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-30 08:25:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

why do i go nuts?/;

2007-10-30 08:17:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

where do you get help for drinking problems ?

2007-10-30 07:54:20 · 16 answers · asked by stealth 1

2007-10-30 07:54:07 · 7 answers · asked by EM J 3

I'm curious about everyone's methods!

2007-10-30 07:39:48 · 17 answers · asked by sous_lepontmirabeau 3

i call my boyfriend grape cause he looks like a grape

2007-10-30 07:39:22 · 4 answers · asked by aggie_in_pa 2

2007-10-30 07:13:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous