A woman and her boyfriend are out having drinks. She says, "There's a great new drink." The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and talks her boyfriend into it. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items and the woman explains, "First, you put the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend puts the salt on his tongue, salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys, smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. Two seconds the Baileys curdles. Three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits &triggers his gag reflex but being manly, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,Jesus, what do you call that Drink?"
She says, "A B*** J**!"
2006-09-07
17:28:10
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