An 'adult' joke that actually belongs in this section:?

Question

A woman and her boyfriend are out having drinks. She says, "There's a great new drink." The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and talks her boyfriend into it. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items and the woman explains, "First, you put the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend puts the salt on his tongue, salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys, smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. Two seconds the Baileys curdles. Three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits &triggers his gag reflex but being manly, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,Jesus, what do you call that Drink?"

She says, "A B*** J**!"

Answer 1

Here's another joke~

Three buddies went on a skiing trip, but the hotel was overbooked, so they all had to share a king size bed in a single room. In the morning one guy said, "I had a strange dream last night that I was being jerked off."

"That's odd," another guy said. "I had the same dream."
The guy who had slept between them said, "Uh-oh. I dreamed I was skiing." lol

Answer 2

To go with that,

1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
2 drops Bailey's irish cream
Makes the Stained Blue Dress

Answer 3

LOFL.

A man is at a bar, having some drinks. After a couple hours he's pretty drunk and starts to feel like he's going to be sick. He rushes into the bathroom but doesn't quite make it to a sink in time and pukes all over his shirt.

As he's slouched against the wall trying to clean his shirt off with wet paper towels, another man comes in the bathroom.

The drunk says to the other in a slurred voice, "Maaan my (hiccup) wife issh gonna (hiccup) kill me!"

The other man says to the drunk, "Listen, what you need to do is put a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket. When you come home tell your wife that some drunk guy puked on you and gave you the twenty to pay for the cleaning bill."

The drunk says, "Shay! Thas a great idea! Thans misser!"

The drunk finishes wiping the puke off his shirt and puts a twenty in his breast pocket. Feeling relieved about the situation and also feeling a little better, the man leaves the bathroom and has a couple more drinks.

Later that night the drunk staggers in the door to find his wife waiting up for him.

As soon as she sees him she starts yelling at him, "Look at you! You're a mess, you lousy drunk! How many times have I told you not to go out and get drunk like this? Who is going to clean that shirt?"

"Look hon, you got it all wrong. Thish guy at the bar, he pukes all over me and he givesh me twenty bucks to pay the cleaning bill," the drunk says to her while pointing at his breast pocket.

"Oh really?" she says, "Then what is the other twenty for?"

"Oh, thas from the guy that sh*t in my pants!"

Answer 4

I love it! The 20 dollar bill one was great, too! And to the people who can't appreciate a funny joke, you need a sense of humor.

Answer 5

Great Joke-But as a bartender it's called a Cement mixer Shot!!!

Answer 6

That Was A Good One!! LMAO!!!

Your Right It Is In The Right Section!!

Answer 7

Thats a good one!! I have read that before in my e-mails!! I think its a great joke!!

Answer 8

Guess I'm No good with reading jokes. Can't figure out the punch line. :/

Answer 9

That's freakin hilarious...I think I might actually make someone drink that

Answer 10

good joke i ill show my husband