2006-09-07 15:32:55 · 8 answers · asked by buzzfeedbrenny 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
SIr, you were going 90 in a 35 and there's a bloody leash dragging from your back bumber.
2006-09-07 15:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True Story: a friend of mine was arrested for public drunkeness ON FOOT minding her own buis. with no other people to see. Just what is the problem occifer!
2006-09-07 23:48:07 · answer #2 · answered by Suze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beermans 2 rules for dealing with cops...1. always lie. 2.never tell the truth.
2006-09-08 10:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by Beerman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was the problem with occifer?
2006-09-07 22:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by de_dark_angel71 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well ma'am You were going78 in a 35 zone. Now can you please step out of the car.
2006-09-07 22:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well son, your bribe was way too low, try again!
2006-09-07 22:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points!
2006-09-07 22:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by Nurse Autumn Intactivist NFP 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Once a cop asked me if I had any I.D.
I said "About what?"
2006-09-07 22:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by GreenHornet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋