I live in a neighborhood were the houses are pretty close together. My neighbor, Karl, and his wife, Fran, are the most obnoxious people. They constantly call me and yell. The tell me they don't care about my hobby and they will call the police! My hobby is putting on a Jar Jar Binks costume and while wearing it, trying to look in their windows and see them. It doesn't hurt anyone. But ever since they 'caught' me taking pictures of them. I say caught but I was outside and they don't own outside. Sometimes, actually everynight at 4 AM, I put on my Jar Jar costume and ring their doorbell over and over, to get even for yelling at me. Karl even threatened to 'Knock my lights out". And then, I was minding my own business, sunbathing, I wasn't totally nude (I had the Jar Jar mask on) and I ACCIDENTLY rubbed against Fran and she flipped out saying to get out of her house. When Karl found out he tried to beat me up but I pulled my gun and told him to back off. How can I deal with these retards
2006-12-16
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Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!!
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