I live in a neighborhood were the houses are pretty close together. My neighbor, Karl, and his wife, Fran, are the most obnoxious people. They constantly call me and yell. The tell me they don't care about my hobby and they will call the police! My hobby is putting on a Jar Jar Binks costume and while wearing it, trying to look in their windows and see them. It doesn't hurt anyone. But ever since they 'caught' me taking pictures of them. I say caught but I was outside and they don't own outside. Sometimes, actually everynight at 4 AM, I put on my Jar Jar costume and ring their doorbell over and over, to get even for yelling at me. Karl even threatened to 'Knock my lights out". And then, I was minding my own business, sunbathing, I wasn't totally nude (I had the Jar Jar mask on) and I ACCIDENTLY rubbed against Fran and she flipped out saying to get out of her house. When Karl found out he tried to beat me up but I pulled my gun and told him to back off. How can I deal with these retards
2006-12-16 06:57:26 · 10 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL
This is the funniest thing I have read!!
You are the crazy one or are you just creative thinking...
I love sunbathing in the nude too!!!
2006-12-16 08:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by i love my 2 girls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, if any of this happened, YOU sound like the criminially insane one. You are a freaky bastard. I mean WTF? You are a freak!!? Late at night putting on weird constumes and looking in peoples windows with a camera is a crime. It's called stalking and it's illegal in all 50 states. You need to stop with the Jar-Jar and make with the Normal. You whackjob
2006-12-16 07:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by saintswitchblade 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would put a bow on! Tell them that you are their Christmas gift to them! I am sure that in the spirit of Christmas...all will go great!!! lol
2006-12-16 07:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by Katie Poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this whole thing is frickin hilarious!! I especially get a kick out of all the answers that don't get it!!!
2006-12-16 07:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by strokesfanatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im tired of log abc and jar jar
2006-12-16 06:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by BlueCherubi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should consider moving up into the mountians someplace away from other people.
2006-12-16 07:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might want to visit them more often until they get to know the 'real' you ;o)
2006-12-16 07:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your the crazy one.
2006-12-16 07:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your stupid *** would get shot in my neighborhood
2006-12-16 07:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by hill bill y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what ever !!
2006-12-16 06:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by Jan l 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋