With Easter approaching, boiled eggs are rolling in our household like billiard balls. The young ones are practicing their hands at painting them crimson, violet and green. Well, with so many boiled ones strewn around I saved a few for a quick snack in between boring assignments at work. Every now and then I would run into the lunch room pop in an egg for 30 seconds, go to the restroom, come back and collect the lukewarm treat. My boss a coffee addict and also a regular at AA meetings likes to turn off the coffee pot after each brew, warming subsequent cups in the microwave, sometimes laced with rum. There was a meeting at 9 am so I popped in an egg at 5 till and ran to the restroom. I was entering the lunch room when I saw a restless boss pop open the microwave door. Just at that moment, Boom! The egg exploded in his face, tie and shirt with hot yellow goo clinging all over. There was a yelp, a whine and a roar and all rushed in. Am I guilty, should I volunteer "whose egg it was"?
2007-03-27
05:24:16
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Kaliyug Ka Plato
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