1." For a year and a half, all we talked about was zucchini. Then for another year it was green peppers - that was a nice change."
2." Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
" Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."
3."Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled **** in Louisiana."
4." Lorraine, my density has bought me to you. "
5."Your nose is broken. "
"How does it look?
"Ah, it's an improvement."
6.."Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom. "
" Dad! "
"Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt."
7." Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?"
8." No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!"
2006-08-07
16:23:55
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