1." Fraulein , did I or did I not say that bedtime is to be strictly observed in this household? "
" Yes, well the children were scared of the thunderstorm and... You did, sir. "
" And do you or do you not have trouble following these simple instructions?
" Only during thunderstorms."
2." I'm curious. I see people driving these things. What do you know that I don't? Are floods coming? Hoover Dam broke? What's going on?"
" I like this car. "
" It's not a car, it's a battering ram. This is what Patton drove: 'Hey you, soldier! Follow us!' "
" Make fun, but in an 8.5 earthquake, you'll beg for a Jeep."
" In an 8.5 earthquake, I'll beg for a coffin."
3" Let's win this game for all the small schools that never had a chance to get here."
4. "Never be too disturbed if you don't understand what a woman is thinking. They don't do it very often".
5."No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
2006-08-07 15:12:11 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies