1. "I see dead people."
2. "Bernstein, why don't you finish one story before trying to get on another?
" I finished it."
"The Virginia legislature story?"
" I finished it. "
": All right, give it to me. "
" I'm just polishing it."
3." Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?"
" No, we missed him by a good foot and a half."
4." I had to park the car three blocks away. Then it started to rain so I ran the last two blocks. Then my heel got caught in a subway grating. When I pulled my foot out, I stepped in a puddle. Then a cab went by and splashed my stockings. If the hardware store downstairs was open, I was going to buy a knife and kill myself."
5." I put it all on Lucky Dan; half a million dollars to win.
"Win? He said 'place'! Place it on Lucky Dan.' "That horse is gonna run second! "
" There's been a mistake! I want my money back! "
6." I don't see how we can make a trip to St. Croix unless it floats by."
2006-08-07
16:08:05
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We have a winner!! I've posted other questions,though.
2006-08-07
16:26:16 ·
update #1