Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2007

New York / Bronx

Goldman is visiting his rabbi. Goldman is 76 years old
and he is very excited...

»Rabbi. Rabbi. My wife wants to make love every night, but I am afraid to get her pregnant. What does the Talmud say about --birth control-- ? What can we do ?
My wife is too old for getting a baby. We — as You know, my master — do have 9 children already. Grown up children...«

The rabbi smiles and says :
»A big bottle of Red Wine will do... «

»Red wine... B.. b.. bevor or ... after ?«

The rabbi smiles again and says :
»INSTEAD !!!«

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Star if You liked it....

Aaron.

2007-12-18 01:32:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the one that goes 1 2 3 4 plz tell me u love me more.....

who sings that and what is the name?

2007-12-18 01:31:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

"Are you MAD? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded.

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."

The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"

2007-12-18 01:30:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What are some unique celeb kid names and who?

2007-12-18 01:30:25 · 3 answers · asked by E-net User 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-18 01:30:22 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.msnusers.com/0jao35ov63nroj9i6t152ki5c0/Documents/Pictures%2FPhoebe%20Cates.jpg

http://www.msnusers.com/0jao35ov63nroj9i6t152ki5c0/Documents/Pictures%2FPhoebe%20Cates%203.jpg

Oh, how I wish that first picture was just a little bigger.

2007-12-18 01:29:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thank you so much for your answers :)

2007-12-18 01:28:32 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

become a bug, What kind of bug would you be?

2007-12-18 01:28:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.

She then invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water, and in the water floated, a condom.

Well, imagine how shocked and surprised he was. Imagine his curiosity! Surely, he thought, Sister Mary has flipped or something!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. And of course, the priest tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the strange floater; but soon it got the better of him and he could resist no longer.

"Sister," he said, "I wonder if you could tell me about this?" (pointing to the crystal bowl)

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?"

"I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know I haven't had a cold all winter!"

2007-12-18 01:27:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-18 01:27:36 · 53 answers · asked by Wide Awake 7 in Polls & Surveys

July here

2007-12-18 01:27:20 · 28 answers · asked by Birdy 1 in Polls & Surveys

im thinking about going to get another cup of tea,what about you?

2007-12-18 01:27:15 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be honest. I have, many times.

2007-12-18 01:27:12 · 19 answers · asked by Addikt 3 in Polls & Surveys

Personally I like Donkey Kong and i can tell you that I spent many quarters there when I was younger.

2007-12-18 01:25:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it's quiet here...all I hear is the refrigerator humming...I'm at home...

2007-12-18 01:25:41 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I kinda have more than one favorite but the one that I think I like the most would be the Japanese Cherry Blossom. I used to hate it at first b/c I thought it was strong, but now it smells lovely to me. My boyfriend seems to like the Warm Vanilla which I don't favor too much. Are there any men out there that like certain scents better than others?

2007-12-18 01:25:22 · 5 answers · asked by Adelaide_21 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 01:25:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

How many feel that these shows should be put on TV? I am ashamed to think of all the children who will grow up and see their parents and family members making such fools of themselves on national TV. And you know, some "good intentioned friend/family/neighbor" will make sure they do. Who agrees with me, and why?

2007-12-18 01:25:13 · 6 answers · asked by Cheryl P 5 in Polls & Surveys

Thank you so much for your answers :)
I know it's very special but sometimes you love someone,
So much that you could never imagine life without them at all.

2007-12-18 01:25:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They are easily trapped in love. They can also recover and start a new love if they break with his girlfriend. Is this true?

2007-12-18 01:25:02 · 6 answers · asked by * 1 in Horoscopes

opens the stuck pickle jar or the one who needs HELP opening the jar?

2007-12-18 01:24:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She's a great girl and she obviously loves her Puffin'!

2007-12-18 01:24:15 · 7 answers · asked by Frye 1 in Celebrities

What if they made a movie of Disney's Cinderella in Hanes Her Way (goofy underwear) or Victoria's Secret? (sexy lingerie) Good idea? All comments are welcome. I'd like to have fun tonight reading everyone's comments. Hehehe

2007-12-18 01:22:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

trapped.

2007-12-18 01:21:57 · 25 answers · asked by G 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 01:20:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its So Cold
Jo

2007-12-18 01:20:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What one are you most looking forward to?

Mine's is New Years - or Hogmanay as we call it in Scotchland. I'm going to a 80's themed party and I cannae wait!

2007-12-18 01:19:55 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-18 01:19:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its when i am sleeping... theyre outside my room.. :O

2007-12-18 01:19:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 01:18:05 · 44 answers · asked by Wide Awake 7 in Polls & Surveys