A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you MAD? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"
2007-12-18 01:30:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice!
2007-12-18 01:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Lala 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah but she mite baff him an scrub his bits dreess him nice feed him talk to him an decice ya out that door
2007-12-18 03:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Thats pretty good!
2007-12-18 01:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by clbowman06 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ! Great !!!
Have a star.... I'll NEVER give up drinking...
Aaron.
2007-12-18 01:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah! funny ... lol
i almost fell off my chair!
2007-12-18 01:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Sam Daniel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best one yet today!! ROFLMAO!!
2007-12-18 17:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahahahahaha
2007-12-18 01:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! thats cute. =]
2007-12-18 01:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-18 10:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by PAM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe..nice..
2007-12-18 01:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by aquariusXgirL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋