New York / Bronx
Goldman is visiting his rabbi. Goldman is 76 years old
and he is very excited...
»Rabbi. Rabbi. My wife wants to make love every night, but I am afraid to get her pregnant. What does the Talmud say about --birth control-- ? What can we do ?
My wife is too old for getting a baby. We — as You know, my master — do have 9 children already. Grown up children...«
The rabbi smiles and says :
»A big bottle of Red Wine will do... «
»Red wine... B.. b.. bevor or ... after ?«
The rabbi smiles again and says :
»INSTEAD !!!«
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Star if You liked it....
Aaron.
2007-12-18 01:32:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aber nur wenn der Flaschenhals genug Durchmesser hat :-)
2007-12-18 09:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by MOTZI 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never have heard a Rabbi-witz that was not wise. They are more than wise, they make you smile inside because they always find a clever solution - 1000 of years old! They are a part of us and teach us, that god understands the weakness of the human being and loves to lough with them as they struggle along their way, always finding an excuse for doing what their desire for life demands from them. The rabbi pleased the wife and the man with the answer, both will be happy with a bottle of wine and fun and afterwards, the man maybe will stop thinking rational (9 children, age ...) and if his wife is erotical enough, he will for shure make love with her, if not, both will have fun ..... a great Rabbi-make life easier and better-advice! Like all others too.
2007-12-18 03:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A delightfull story, but an alternate title to "The wise Rabbi" might be "The Day Rosie didn't drop the balls".
2016-04-10 05:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes I like it, lol - but somewhere along this joke Jesus must have made a huge bottle of red wine from a glas of water.
LG-P
2007-12-18 08:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Pandorra 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-12-18 01:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i choose red white ;-0
2007-12-18 01:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by sweet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can red wine replace sex?? I don't think so...
2007-12-18 01:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by Sk8r boi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, and humorous. Amusing a much!
2007-12-18 01:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Alfred l 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, works for me!
2007-12-18 01:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, very wise. but don't make it a habit.
2007-12-18 01:55:55 · answer #10 · answered by Glaslibelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋