Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2007

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no.
He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick manoeuvre always works."

2007-12-18 02:31:57 · 22 answers · asked by jay_gblink 3 in Jokes & Riddles

like a Rockstar next year or take it a little easier?

2007-12-18 02:31:53 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

or just a little chagrined?

2007-12-18 02:30:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's holding you back?

2007-12-18 02:30:28 · 15 answers · asked by Zelda Hunter 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's rude
Happy Holidays

2007-12-18 02:28:27 · 13 answers · asked by Hot Head 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have my moments.

2007-12-18 02:28:19 · 43 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

or do you let it go to a vote if you cant decide?

2007-12-18 02:28:19 · 39 answers · asked by nas88car300 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am sure that it averages at least 3-4 hours a day for me - and there is only one here who eats dinner.

2007-12-18 02:28:08 · 10 answers · asked by Zelda Hunter 7 in Polls & Surveys

The local pub was so sure that its landlord was the strongest man around that it offered a standing ?1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the landlord would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.
Over the years many people had tried this, truck drivers, weightlifters and all had failed. Then one day this frail little fella with heavy rimmed spectacles came into the bar and asked if he could try the challenge.
After the laughter had subsided the landlord said that it was only fair that the man be given a chance at the bet, so he picked up a lemon and started squeezing. Once he was done he handed the remains to the little man who promptly squeezed out 4 more drops of juice onto the bar.
Everyone looked on in amazement as the landlord handed over the prize and asked "What do you do for a living that has given you such strength? Are you a lumberjack, weightlifter, what?"
"No" the man replied, "I work for the IRS."

2007-12-18 02:27:52 · 15 answers · asked by jay_gblink 3 in Jokes & Riddles

...makes YOUR PAST ......UNIQUE...

I am very fortunate to have experienced and tasted LIFE of the
many cultures of this Beautiful World...

2007-12-18 02:27:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

oops casey asked this but now I did too


My mom MADE me have a matching mullet to hers when I was 12...I still feel the shame

2007-12-18 02:27:27 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me ... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.' He held her hand and said, 'Second, Let's have a cup of coffee, and then let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.' "

2007-12-18 02:26:33 · 17 answers · asked by Downy c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Mexican
seafood
Italian
Japanese
Indiana
and other dish i left out that you like?

2007-12-18 02:26:04 · 15 answers · asked by bettyb 5 in Polls & Surveys

The criteria is just as good as the other. Who should I pick?

2007-12-18 02:25:40 · 20 answers · asked by Gemma T 5 in Polls & Surveys

Blame the dog
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let out a little fart, and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and his date's mother yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it."

He releases another fart, and the mother again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts.

Finally, after an especially bad fart, she yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you!"

2007-12-18 02:25:28 · 4 answers · asked by master chief 1 in Jokes & Riddles

They've got money and probably every toy they want already. What can you possibly buy that they don't already have.

I guess that's a good problem. Just wondering.

2007-12-18 02:25:17 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:24:30 · 42 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:24:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-18 02:23:02 · 6 answers · asked by bettyb 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:22:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:22:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:22:15 · 8 answers · asked by bettyb 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:21:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Take your pick......

2007-12-18 02:20:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:19:55 · 24 answers · asked by ☼grundle goat☼ kiss my kitty 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:19:06 · 50 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Polls & Surveys

In your opinion, of course.

2007-12-18 02:18:58 · 28 answers · asked by Addikt 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:18:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 02:18:41 · 6 answers · asked by miss blondey 1 in Horoscopes

My boss handed out the christmas bonuses yesterday and he gave everyone a $10 gift certificate and a $5 gift certificate.

WTF. I know I work for a non profit but dam last year we receieved a whopping $25 in my first year.I assumed a little more this year.

Should I just give them back. They are for a stores I have never and will never go into.

2007-12-18 02:18:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys