Blame the dog
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let out a little fart, and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and his date's mother yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it."
He releases another fart, and the mother again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally, after an especially bad fart, she yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you!"
2007-12-18 02:25:28 · 4 answers · asked by master chief 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thanks for the laugh =).
2007-12-18 03:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 11:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really really funny LOL
2007-12-18 10:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one lol :) !!!
2007-12-18 10:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋