Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no.
He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick manoeuvre always works."
2007-12-18 02:31:57 · 22 answers · asked by jay_gblink 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. Im from Texas and never heard that before.. thanks fot tha laugh. I'll be sure to share the cheer!
2007-12-18 02:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-18 02:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 03:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-18 03:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That's freaking hilarious!
2007-12-18 02:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by MommytoThree 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA omg that cracks my
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never heard that one before..lol
love it!
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2007-12-18 02:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by <3_gorgeous_blue_eyez_<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Very funny!!
2007-12-18 02:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow - good one! thumbs up to ya
2007-12-18 02:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by Asa S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one x
2007-12-18 02:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by sweetie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one liked it ha ha ha ,,,,
2007-12-18 04:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋