Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2007

2007-12-17 13:13:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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2007-12-17 13:13:19 · 17 answers · asked by cutegir11 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-17 13:12:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:12:11 · 10 answers · asked by Peace =) 4 in Polls & Surveys

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

2007-12-17 13:11:44 · 10 answers · asked by supertop 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Was it like the greatest experience in your life?

2007-12-17 13:11:21 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i luv when im 64

2007-12-17 13:11:12 · 24 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2007-12-17 13:10:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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thanks!

2007-12-17 13:10:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-17 13:09:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLY8C0eW0XA

2007-12-17 13:09:30 · 4 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:09:25 · 11 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:08:38 · 14 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

or


What level you are or aren't on?

2007-12-17 13:08:30 · 14 answers · asked by Life is not a dress rehearsal! 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:08:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.

"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying....... "Ehhhh... 22."

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.

"And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces ....."Five foot two!"

This isn`t looking good so well. The interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won`t have to count, measure, or lookup.

"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying ......."Mandy!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Ohhhh, that !" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song,...... Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.... ".

2007-12-17 13:08:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-17 13:07:50 · 6 answers · asked by keygagal 1 in Reality Television

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2007-12-17 13:07:49 · 10 answers · asked by Jeff 2 in Reality Television

would you consider that a nightmare?

2007-12-17 13:07:06 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sometimes when people answer my question and when i answer them i wonder what age these people are. usually by phrases i wonder this. so i would like to know the range of ages on right now. post your age and a creative comment and i will choose the best. im going to be 22 next month.

2007-12-17 13:06:14 · 13 answers · asked by me me 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:05:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When Kurt Kobane died did it ruin Nirvana??? I think it did.....

2007-12-17 13:05:27 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

stolen from the mafia
1 you are finished if they see u with it at all
2 you cant tell police because there are cops on the mafia payroll

2007-12-17 13:05:22 · 25 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:05:22 · 33 answers · asked by ☼♥♥♥HAwT CHiCa BaBe♥♥☼[вαиgѕ☮] 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please State Age:

How often do you eat Pizza?
Daily Weekly Monthly Yearly Never

What kind of base do you like?
a) Bread b) Pastry c) Scone

Do you like it thick or thin?
a) Thick b) Thin

Stuff Crust?
Yes No

How much Whole Meal do you want in the base?
None 10% 30% 50% 70% 90% 100%

What shapes do you like your pizza?
a) Square b) Circle c) oval d) Star

What kind of meat to you like?
a) Pepperoni b) Beef c) Chicken d) Tuna e) Bacon f) salami
g) Ham h) none

Any Vegetables?
a) Tomato b) Onions c) Capsicum (bell peppers) d) Olives
e) Mushrooms f) garlic g) spinach h) Corn I) none

2007-12-17 13:04:52 · 11 answers · asked by Kay d 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:04:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:04:20 · 5 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

top 3. or your favorite:

my favorites are:

A Nightmare on Elm Street
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Pet Sematary
The Shining
The Lost Boys
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Hellraiser
Poltergeist
Childs Play
Children of the Corn
Creepshow
Cujo
the Evil Dead

your top 3? my list or if you have your own.

2007-12-17 13:03:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Although you may be drowning in a sea of details, the tides are about to change. Someone beneficial to you will likely enter your life as giant Jupiter moves through your 7th House of Partners, but you must be ready to embrace the potential or the window of opportunity will close. Remember, this is not about overnight success; it will take time to develop into something truly positive.

2007-12-17 13:02:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

What is you number one guilty pleasure. If you have more than one, that's fine, but what is the one thing you enjoy doing the most that others may look at you weird about. (ie: mine would have to be singing karaoke). Enjoy!!!

2007-12-17 13:02:33 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys