A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying....... "Ehhhh... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces ....."Five foot two!"
This isn`t looking good so well. The interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won`t have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying ......."Mandy!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that !" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song,...... Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.... ".
2007-12-17 13:08:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!
pretty funny
i can totally imagine
1 of my friends doing that!! :)
2007-12-17 13:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by bri_dogluver<333 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Love it! Great joke. Here's one: Actual instructions on a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
2016-04-10 05:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Wow! Did you make that up? Its funny!
Here are some more funny ones!
> Blonde's Year in Review
>
> January - Took new scarf back to store because it
> was too tight.
>
> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
> print labels.....
> Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
>
> March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw
> puzzle in 6 months.....box
> said "2-4 years!"
>
> April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power
> went out!!!
>
> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
> instructions....8 cups of water won't
> fit into those little packets!!!
>
> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
> lake with a slope.
>
> July - Lost breast stroke swimming
> competition.....learned later, the other
> swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
> August - Got locked out of my car in rain
> storm.....car swamped because
> soft-top was open.
>
> September - The capital of California is
> "C".....isn't it???
>
> October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
> instructions said 1 hour per
> pound and I weigh 108!!
>
> December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's
> no "eleven" button on
> the stupid phone!!!
(P.S I'm not really blonde. Just got it colored.)
2007-12-17 13:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
lol
thanks 4 the laugh
2007-12-17 13:12:10 · answer #4 · answered by Uzma S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. I love blonde jokes.
2007-12-17 13:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard this one! Funny! LOL
2007-12-17 13:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!
2007-12-19 06:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-18 04:00:03 · answer #8 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ill have to remember that one!
2007-12-17 13:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by Roz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol funny
2007-12-17 13:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by Theanswer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋