Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2007

3 men walk into a bar.

After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.

The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.

The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.

Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.

The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go".

As the're walking away the first guy sais to the third, "Thank god you had a ***** or we'd still be there."

2007-12-17 13:02:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

all of these are mine and my friends' names.which do you like best??
taylor
maura(mar-ruh)
lauren
sayla(say-luh)
michaela(mik-kay-luh)

2007-12-17 13:02:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

God, I'm pretty.

2007-12-17 13:02:05 · 12 answers · asked by SweetElf 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 13:01:35 · 37 answers · asked by sredmoe 2 in Polls & Surveys

How old are you?

2007-12-17 13:01:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My favorite is
"say hello to my little friend"-scarface :D
and please include movie too

2007-12-17 13:00:51 · 12 answers · asked by Escalator To Hell. 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:59:59 · 5 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4 in Polls & Surveys

People think she's hot, but in my humble opinion, it seems like there is nothing attractive about her that is not already scientifically enhanced. I'd like to hear your views...

2007-12-17 12:59:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Do you keep to yourself and low key as well>?

2007-12-17 12:59:38 · 42 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:59:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

because it realized that in order to save the planet, man had to be exterminated. The robot wasn't sinister, it had good manners installed, it was just using logic.

2007-12-17 12:58:48 · 2 answers · asked by ricnoodle 4 in Movies

Mine is pink!!!!

2007-12-17 12:58:02 · 68 answers · asked by Jenna 2 in Polls & Surveys

can't find a better man...

2007-12-17 12:57:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A rich old man has died. After his death, his children are surprised to learn that he has left all of his money to his oldest son Jeremiah, who loved him dearly, and ignored his other children, who hated him.So, the funeral is a day or two later, and the other sons and daughters have decided to kill Jeremiah and take his inheritance. Since his father's death, Jeremiah has taken to drinking, and they know that, at the wake, he's going to be gulping down the liquor like it was nectar of the gods. So they decide to poison the drinks. One of the other sons, Wallace, tends bar, and gets the poison all ready. So Jeremiah comes up, crying and depressed, and orders a scotch on the rocks. Wallace serves him one, and he chugs it down in two seconds. "Give me another." Wallace gives him a second glass of scotch, which he also drinks in a matter of moments. The other siblings are puzzled...the poison is fast-acting; Jeremiah should be convulsing on the floor and retching his guts out. Finally, fifteen minutes later, a rather inebriated and very much alive Jeremiah orders one last glass of scotch, but as Wallace hands it to him, he changes his mind and leaves, sobbing. The other siblings come over to Wallace, and wonder what's going on. They talk about what could have gone wrong for a few minutes, and figure the poison's harmless. So Wallace sips the drink he poured for Jeremiah, and is pronounced DOA thirty minutes later. Why did Jeremiah live? (He had no immunity to the poison, he didn't know it was coming, and the poison was obviously deadly.)

2007-12-17 12:57:35 · 2 answers · asked by notreading1345 1 in Jokes & Riddles

excluding the area code... mine is 6

2007-12-17 12:57:00 · 25 answers · asked by Ruby 6 in Polls & Surveys

I furgot mine
:(
I'm gunna go check!

2007-12-17 12:54:07 · 45 answers · asked by Coolio 5 in Polls & Surveys

I do ^^

2007-12-17 12:54:03 · 30 answers · asked by ♫ ali 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:52:54 · 28 answers · asked by ρrincess ρeαch 4 in Polls & Surveys

Katie
Sydney
Chelsea
Marie (Mur-ee)
Renee

2007-12-17 12:52:39 · 26 answers · asked by iluvnickjonas101 2 in Polls & Surveys

Dan Fogelberg died today of prostate cancer he was 56 years old, what are your thoughts on this singer?

2007-12-17 12:52:21 · 11 answers · asked by trey98607 7 in Other - Music

2007-12-17 12:52:01 · 21 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:51:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The season isn't even half over and there haven't been any new episodes airing. Does anyone have an idea of why this could be?

2007-12-17 12:51:29 · 5 answers · asked by stainer712 2 in Comedy

one word to say to ur ex, what would it be?

2007-12-17 12:51:28 · 12 answers · asked by Tablespoons 3 in Polls & Surveys

When I'm in pulic chat or texting to a friend,some people say ( lol ) what does that mean.

2007-12-17 12:51:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

R u syched that santa is comin 2 town ???

2007-12-17 12:50:40 · 24 answers · asked by AlyJane 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:49:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

carlos mencia said and he discribed me perfectly

2007-12-17 12:49:56 · 24 answers · asked by chris was here 2 in Celebrities

I have Black,Cameo and white one's !!

2007-12-17 12:49:51 · 19 answers · asked by koko 6 in Polls & Surveys

give me some ideas

2007-12-17 12:48:36 · 8 answers · asked by nobody 3 in Polls & Surveys